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TREE MAN BAD - Receive Presidential Pardon!

21 Day 4,831, 17:56 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

TREE MAN BAD - Receive Presidential Pardon!
By Yanklin Bone

Another shocking scandal has recently come to light in an eUS where the drama never stops! Groot had singled out some very bad … read more »

Where is the “D”?

14 Day 4,796, 21:26 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Where is the “D”?

By Gayliant Snore

Having believed that election defeat would be imminent Chickensguys signed executed order 66.

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THE HOLY CRUSADE: JERUSALEM TO BE LIBERATED!

7 Day 4,782, 16:06 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

THE HOLY CRUSADE: JERUSALEM TO BE LIBERATED!

By Wanker Bath

Today, our glorious President and Dioist spiritual leader, Chickensguys launched his plan … read more »

SHOCKING SEX SCANDAL ROCKS THE eUSA POLITICAL WORLD!

17 Day 4,778, 08:48 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

SHOCKING SEX SCANDAL ROCKS THE eUSA POLITICAL WORLD!

By Shrimp Collars

In perhaps the most shocking scandal in eUS history, it was revealed today that SFP member … read more »

The Self-Loathing Swede

6 Day 4,777, 19:46 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

There once was a Dioist from Sweden.
Who hated his origins; you know it!
With a grin on his chin.
He muttered it was a sin.
To be a swine from Sweden.

~ anonymous troubadour
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