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Gold Loan

48 • Day 2,541, 00:10 • Published in India India • Financial business Financial business

Hey everyone,

Since I have de-facto control over CBI, I will go ahead and post this. Training ground upgrade offer is here!! To get a gold loan, please send me a message along with endorsement from either Sibeesh (next CP) or Lord Krishna (

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I WILL KILL YOU IF...

20 • Day 2,529, 22:03 • Published in India India • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

If you have already hit a little, good job on hampering our best efforts to get a high average PP number.
DONT FIGHT IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY THIS WEEK
DONT STOP IF YOU ALREADY STARTED
😛

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Oh

8 • Day 2,478, 22:44 • Published in India India • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

In response to some kittens and cats wanting to rule....
Hail the 1 true emperor of eIndia. Believe in #Berninism.
Oh, my shortest article ever.....

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The Fault in Our Stars

58 • Day 2,458, 21:59 • Published in India India • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

My beloved eIndia,

Employees in communes have been fired!
No more government dispatch!
No more weapons supply for any kind of wars!
No more regions for congress!

PS: This has nothing to do with the disastrous result of Airstrike

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From the President's Desk...

51 • Day 2,455, 17:23 • Published in India India • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Hello eIndia,

There were a lot of things happening in the last 4 days both here and in life, so I could not publish my first article after getting elected.

First order of business, my cabinet:

President- Lord Bernin
Prime

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