Berner Zytig - newspaper of Pascal Couchepin

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The future of our foreign policy

9 • Day 1,161, 02:58 • Published in Switzerland

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Statement to the Swiss citizens

The Congress elections are approaching; it is time to communicate one of my goals to the citizens and to discuss it. I have repeated it a lot in my past … read more »

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Opération "Humble Clifford" [FR/EN?]

4 • Day 1,066, 23:42 • Published in Switzerland

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Remark : An English translation may come today, but I don’t have the time right now.

Mes cher-e-s concitoyen-ne-s,

Je crois que vous aurez tous vu le spamming

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Clifford's democrature

17 • Day 1,062, 13:55 • Published in Switzerland

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Clifford’s democrature

My dear fellow citizens. I have been waiting for a while, before writing this article, because I wanted to give Walther a chance, a … read more »

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My duty in congress

9 • Day 1,051, 06:29 • Published in Switzerland

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Dear Swiss People,

Hereby I announce my will to impeach the elected president Walther Rathenau, who already started with senseless XP-proposals - what we were awaiting in the end... This procedure should bring Penguin4512 to power, a person of

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The reason why I voted for a Penguin

8 • Day 1,050, 12:03 • Published in Switzerland

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The reason why I voted for a Penguin

Firstable, Penguin is a Penguin, and I like Penguins. Why? Because of… well I love Kowalski… and well, I love Penguins

Penguin is the right candidate, … read more »