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One man.
One newspaper.
Two years.
Ninety-nine problems.
But a woman ain't one.

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The Enlightened Choice

4 • Day 1,079, 18:56 • Published in South Korea South Korea •

Citizens of Korea,

The presidential elections have arrived. In just two days, you will have the chance to cast your vote for the candidate you believe will give this country the greatest chance to thrive. In this election, you have to make a

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Lay Down Your Lives for the Greater Korea!

5 • Day 899, 17:41 • Published in South Korea South Korea •

In light of recent events in Korea I have decided to return to help fight off the Lesser Koreans who have, unfortunately, been terribly afflicted by the Moon Blight.

I am excited to hear that the Austrians have pledged their support and that

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Recent Bans and Multi Accusation Clarification

18 • Day 878, 12:31 • Published in South Korea South Korea •

As many of you probably know, Monkey111 was banned yesterday by the admins for the apparent use of multiple accounts. As you probably also know, admins only judge whether you are using multis by behavior, IP Address is not a factor.

I have been

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Choosing the Least of Three Evils

34 • Day 876, 14:28 • Published in South Korea South Korea •

Citizens of eSouth Korea and members of the Project for a New Korea:

I am Mark Wahlberg, and I am here today to inform the people of this great nation that I have thrown my hat in the ring and I am in the running for Party President of

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Join Glorious eSouth Korea in the eOlympics!

8 • Day 852, 00:10 • Published in South Korea South Korea •

Citizens of South Korea,

Now is the time to show your support for this great nation!
Now is the time to prove yourself as an elite citizen!
Now is the time to prove eSouth Korea's dominance in the eWorld!
Now is the time for the eOlympic Games!

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