SALOMON TEMPLE - newspaper of ROCA

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Field What?! Girls please!

13 • Day 715, 10:41 • Published in South Korea

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Hi. I'm the new Theocratic Field Marshal.

So, no i'm waiting for all that naked girls that Dio's promised me...

And i need some naked girls.... cause while fighting i had some problems with my GF...
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A letter from OTHER Theocrat - not for LuLz

16 • Day 668, 17:20 • Published in South Korea

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Please, while reading, change the Pakistan for Theocrat term...

CHAPTER 9
The Pakistani Soldier

Brothers and comrades, friends and foes, be wary of the Pakistani soldier, for he is truly his brother's keeper and herder

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[WAR ORDERS] DON'T FIGHT! Go to iRC CHANNEL!

16 • Day 656, 07:06 • Published in South Korea

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Today, 656 day of the New World, Japan attacks The Theocratic Land again!

But, today they are using huge pieces of artillery!
It's what in army we call: HOWITZERS!
A howitzer uses grenades of great calibre and they provoke a HUGE

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OMG! I'm so great! Look at my ECONOMIC Skillz!

10 • Day 655, 09:29 • Published in South Korea

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LULZ!

Let's see... I was in Sk. Buyed a ticket, and travelled for INDO... but in one hour i'll be in USA!

So, look at me brothers! I have economic skillz, and with one single ticket i can travel all around the world! 😃

And all this text

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BARBARIC FIGH THEOCRATS!

25 • Day 616, 10:53 • Published in Switzerland

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SILENT LEGES INTER ARMA!

HAIL THEOCRACY!

Romandie ended on 28 July 2009, 10:52
Switzerland has conquered this region

THA - Coolest Army in the World!