Here I lay me - newspaper of Diarmuid Trelsman

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Czech Republik still sucks

6 • Day 348, 00:03 • Published in Czech Republic

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Even in v1, you manage to suck more than every other country. Why don't you stop sucking for a minute, and start making yourself a real country?

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Bad news

4 • Day 319, 01:42 • Published in Czech Republic

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Ivan Hat was reelected. This means that he'll care for each and every Czech citizen like a newborn baby bird. My health hasn't even been declining at the normal rate thanks to his competent leadership. Screw you, Czech Republic. Why couldn't you

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My Official Endorsement

14 • Day 315, 11:50 • Published in Czech Republic

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I endorse whoever will help me die. Which, as it stands, seems to be whoever Parrot supports

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50 wellness? Seriously?

5 • Day 313, 12:13 • Published in Czech Republic

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You're trying to drive me crazy, aren't you?

Fucking Czechs. Czechs = AOL users

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Hey, guess what?

8 • Day 307, 12:01 • Published in Czech Republic

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Go kill yourself.