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KING OF PRESIDENTS, DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH SWORDS?

13 Day 451, 11:50 Published in Pakistan Pakistan

QUETTA, Pakistan - As premeditated by the contract signed between our countries, we are attacking Balochistan today, with the Iranians (And whoever else) using it for grinding before retreating tomorrow. This will be the first … read more »

ANNOUNCING THE FIRST BRO PRESIDENCY

39 Day 444, 07:41 Published in Pakistan Pakistan

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Thank you for the victory, gentlemen. I will do my best to serve as your humble President. In case you didn't already hear the good news, Dio is the new President of Switzerland!

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02/05/2009 - VOTE BRO

24 Day 442, 02:52 Published in Pakistan Pakistan

TWO THINGS:

1. Since IRUKANJI willed his newspaper to me in IRC as [KAWAII] GAR, I don't think I can prove that it was him, … read more »

PIG DISGUSTING IS MOVING

78 Day 416, 09:42 Published in Pakistan Pakistan

Starting as soon as the Wigs permit it, I will once again wield IRUKANJI's legacy for the benefit of our people. I will be exchanging this newspaper for ZA WARUDO.

During his final days, IRUKANJI wrote his last will and testament in our chat, and

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DIPLOMACY

13 Day 411, 05:59 Published in Pakistan Pakistan

[08:51] w1r3l3ss oo====😃
[08:51] n3m0 whois Trichoplax
[08:51] AgintuChifutan-kakka  (・)   (・)
[08:51] AgintuChifutan-kakka     ○
[08:51] AgintuChifutan-kakka   三 | 三
[08:51] AgintuChifutan-kakka   __|__
[08:51] AgintuChifutan-kakka    ===
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