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Day 1,840, 11:11 Published in Netherlands Ireland by The Irish William Wallace

This will be the last article I write for my CP candidacy. I hope all you eDutchmen and women know what to do. Vote MikeBane!

Vote MikeBane,
criminally insane
came to bring the pain
an' all ya'll know my name
I'm MikeBane,
harder than cocaine
watch our debt slain
deeper than your veins
breakin off yo' chains
too short to explain
just believe in my campaign
or hop a freight train
our land I'll retain
so use your brain
and vote MikeBane!

So basically...

- End the financial crisis
- Gain back all our territories
- Give 100 gold to one lucky citizen every weekend
- Restore balance to the Force

Hell, don't vote for a party. Vote for a candidate. Vote for MikeBane!

NOTICE:This article was crafted by Banist conspirators and public mind-manipulation committees. It was also paid for by such notable Banists that cannot be named because that is how deep this conspiracy goes down. This notice was also the creation of Banists to perhaps tell you the truth...or what we call the 'truth'. We are behind every government regime in eRep. Love Big Brother.



Raven Anarcho
Raven Anarcho Day 1,840, 11:56

voted to the hardest extent. o/

bamber Day 1,840, 13:04


Skylovaravas Day 1,840, 13:47


The Death of Rats
The Death of Rats Day 1,840, 13:49

Voted, Comrade!

Gerald Smyth
Gerald Smyth Day 1,840, 13:56

Hey to all eDutch: MikeBane is perhaps one of the most influential eIrishmen ever. He created one of the largest MUs and the largest political party. The Netherlands i blessed to have such a brave and honest figure to create a strong, safe and stable environment. My highest endorsement to MikeBane.

But...Mike seriously that rap sucked...


M. de Ruyter
M. de Ruyter Day 1,840, 14:54

Good luck, voted.

MaartenW Day 1,840, 15:18

I heard Irishmen say before that one of the reasons came here was for a more easy CP medal ... gave you the favour of doubt but I am changing my mind about that now.

The Irish William Wallace
The Irish William Wallace Day 1,840, 16:25

@Gerald: Yeah, I just wrote it off the top of my head lol. Thanks for that though! My work in eIreland is perhaps my proudest.

@MaartenW: To be honest, if I ran for CP I'd probably be a lot more serious. I do not expect to win, I just wanna be that 3rd party people vote for to 'stick it to the man'. Not really serious about this race. I enjoyed helping out the government though the past few months.

Raven Anarcho
Raven Anarcho Day 1,840, 19:24

not serious until you win unexpectedly. lol THEN WHO'S THE MAN?! 🙂

Aries Prime
Aries Prime Day 1,840, 19:52

Every group needs the crazy conspirator.

Glad you are here to make us laugh.

Fhaemita The Apostate
Fhaemita The Apostate Day 1,840, 22:52

good luck

New Faustian Man
New Faustian Man Day 1,841, 00:19

Good rhyme skills


james janeway
james janeway Day 1,841, 00:44

Communism is dangerous...

Shtula Day 1,841, 03:40


Struis Vogel
Struis Vogel Day 1,841, 07:26

I feel kind of brainwashed... ARGHHH!!

MaartenW Day 1,841, 09:34

Excuse me then, have had a lot of such presentations

MR. PADRAIG PEARSE Day 1,841, 11:55

I see Mike wants to rob another treasury

Daniel Parker
Daniel Parker Day 1,841, 15:27

100 gold every weekend? hope you have a creditcard

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