Yakety Sax with eBulgaria

Day 2,124, 15:45 • Published in Serbia Canada • by New Faustian Man



Good evening ladies and gentlemen o/

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Now as we all know, Bulgaria have been making real pests of themselves lately ...






This all started, as we can see in the graphic above, with Bulgur Air Striking Lithuanian-held Norwegian cores in what had been dubbed a “rescue mission” to help their new allies in Asgard, (although it would also provide Bulgaria a means to escape the prison they’d been held in for the past couple months and allow them to regain congress and access their treasury). Now as we all know Bulgaria have some history were "rescue" or "punitive" Air Strikes are concerned, (remember their "punitive" AS against Argentina when Argentine and EDEN soldiers tanked them out of South America?) unfortunately however it doesn't look like they learned from their previous mistakes...




As we can see above, Romania quickly Air Strike'd Bulgarian-held regions in Scandinavia....


So this:



Soon turned into this:



...in just a matter of days


In case you missed Bulgaria on the map, I’ve used a handy white arrow to illustrate precisely where it is after the effects of the Romanian AS were felt:





Romania o7




However the fun didn't stop there, as the above pic illustrates, now Bulgaria have launched an NE against former "staunch" allies the eUnited Kingdom....



Bulgur Country President Tablov above,
moments before signing the NE proposal
against the United Kingdom

With this NE Bulgaria hope to capture an eUK region which will mean they'll (FINALLY) regain a congress -- even if it is at the cost of upsetting old allies. Only time will tell if the strategy was worth it or not...



Above, a traditional Bulgarian wardance performed by the Bulgarian MoD
and vMoD intended to scare the eUKers into submission...



Above, an eUK soldier practices for that moment when Bulgur ships land on eUK shores...


COME HOME BULGARIA!! THE BALKANS JUST ISN'T THE SAME WITHOUT IT'S DOORMAT!!




o/ to my Bulgarian friends
Remember: its all for the lulz,
NFM