Join the new world

I know I was gone for quite some time, especially due to the recent DDOS attacks, which certainly left a sore feeling in someone's mouth, but it seems that I never arrive to anything decent. For some reason, the Canadians' army of angry beavers appear resistant to my UNLIMITED POWA skills. Second note on that, it appears that beavers are very susceptible to rabies. I have learned this the hard way.

The sooner we pull out of eCanada, the better. Of course we are still all bummed out about the USA-Canada War (excuse me, I meant "aboot") but that doesn't mean their nation hasn't changed in recent times. But this situation has left me relatively calm compared to all the crap eJapan and eCuba are putting us through. First World Problems takes on a new definition here.

When will they quit? Just when? It is beyond irritating to see that they cannot accept the fact that they will remain the playthings of Americans everywhere. We need to find a way to jam that into their heads! A good dosage of "America, by The People" should clear this situation up nicely. Or make it worse, who knows?

Granted eJapan is being far less stubborn, but eCuba is still a large thorn in our sides. Also, while I was gone, it seems that Europe is back to its more fun self. War everywhere is the best way to describe it. It's a gorgeous sight indeed. And today I'd like to give a shout-out to citizen tword pete for his contribution in the electrocution of Jedi everywhere.

Yet I have yet to see volunteers to become the new religious leaders of Haruhiism. It's gotten to the point where I put "yet" in the same sentence twice. Now that's what I call desperation. Come on up folks, it's not that hard! Just embrace my corruption of your inner beliefs!