Why so many restaurants - interview with Steve Steven
Day 4,602, 10:35
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Published in USA 
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by RGBC
To many Restaurants!
A shorter article today!
REPORTER - Hi I’m Stanly Stan here with Steve Steven who thinks that there are just “too many restaurants.”
STEVE - Indeed young man. You see when I was servin in the old world war we had just two restaurants me and the boys would go to. Boy, you better listen, because I have got some tails for you! (ATTENTION THIS RAMBLING WENT ON FOR HOURS SO WE WILL JUST GIVE YOU THE HIGHLIGHTS)...it was called Shirley’s dinner...and then I broke my leg...It was the most delicious deep-fried cornbread covered sausage I ever had...we called him peppermint for some reason...my best friend given me some strange looks so I slapped him good...we were talking about our pappys given us spankings...and that’s about it boy.
REPORTER - UH, Yes now back to the subject. You said there were too many restaurants?
STEVE - Oh yes that.
REPORTER - Well...What about it.
Steve - Oh nothing. Just thought that we should close a few and open up a few family dinners.
REPORTER - Really! You idiot! When you called us you sounded all scared and weird!
STEVE - Well yeah boy! My cat just scratch me!
REPORTER - I don’t get paid enough for this ____! Hope you all enjoyed! I QUITE!!
Epilogue - Steve opened up a restaurant called “give me a corndog” but for some reason had to close it because there was almost no business. He blames it on the curtains covering all windows.
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One can never have too much cornbread. Just sayin'. It's the peoples' food.
HA!
where did you cut and paste that comment from?
Are you off yours meds again?
throwing shade again i see
I can't even write proper English yet I publish ORIGINAL material in-game, you cut and paste ... please explain your contempt for me, I explain mine for you readily and often
I smoke pot and drink beer, no other meds,at the age of 60 can you say the same?
You're so full of shit it stinks the place up whenever you pop up again. All you ever do is write utterly inane drivel and make absurd accusations against people, usually the same old crap, year after year after year -- honestly, it feels like some kind of OCD, hence my question about meds. And not that its any of your business but at age 64 I've been clean and sober for 16 years. Suggest you fuck right off.
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