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WHPR Day 2184 - Uncle Sam Wants You!; Time for ATO; War Map; Trollmaxx PTO

Day 2,184, 01:56 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room
WHPR Day 2184 - Uncle Sam wants you; Time for ATO; War Map; Trollmaxx PTO
Dateline: Tuesday, November 12th, 2013 (Day 2,184)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Today’s WHPR:
: 1: Uncle Sam wants you!
: 2: Time for ATO
: 3: War Map
: 4: Trollmaxx PTO

Editor: SecMed Valiant Thor
Contributors: DylanBAS, Mourning Star

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Uncle Sam wants you!
Valiant Thor

How many times did you read in articles and comments how the Government isn't doing it's job right and how many times did you complain about it yourself? Criticism isn't a bad thing when it points out flaws and gives ideas how to improve things. Speaking out when you think that an error has been made isn't negative; it shows that you have courage and care about the community. As long as you provide arguments and facts it should be considered as your contribution. But why not take the next step, why not get involved?
The eUSA is always in need of active individuals that want to contribute even more. There are so many opportunities where you could put your talent to work for the benefit of our society: help it to improve, to advance, to be better.
There's only one credo you need to follow: be reliable, be responsible and get the work done!
There's a job application form created and we would like to see you filling it up in large numbers. This is your chance to make a clear statement: "You can count on me because I am ready to help out!" Government isn't about power - it's about service!

So don't hesitate: click here to fill out the application to get involved!

Time for ATO

Gather round children of Plato(The REAL delivery man *wink*wink) and listen to this drunken tale of a traitor, a party, and 2 ATO workers

So Henry William French and me are hanging out at the Reagan Conservative Party. And some old guy stumbles into the room and is like, "Hey! who wants to see if I can fire a machine gun at a whale, a cat, and a faceless guy at the same time?"

And we're like, Reagan, you’re drunk. Gimme your keys. He's like no way guys! I got this. We say no, srsly, keys, hand em' over. He says, noooooo! So we go towards him and say, your not keeping those keys whether you want to or not. He's running away and and we chase after him. He reaches his car and it's like an episode of world's dumbest drivers. We got the cops on him and he be swerving like mad. Almost looks like Frost that time the treaty got signed and he had a night on the town.

So eventually, Reagan reaches a small cliff on Chesapeake bay and the cops are all behind him. Kinda like Thelma and Louise. Actually no, EXACTLY like that(Reagan = 2 drama queens on their periods) and he's like, "If I can't have the party, then nobody can" And we's be like "actually, everyone's still back there partying. No one gives a headless chicken 404 error if you die. So Reagan be like. You'll rue the day, and he jumps the cliff.

Das the end of this wonderful little tale, hope you like it, and if you don't, Josh Frost gonna get you.

But srsly, there is a real ATO operation that needs to happen. On Friday the 15th, go to #voting to see what needs to happen. Also read this and any future updates from that paper. We can win this were words spoken with hesitation only 6 months before, but now we can speak them with confidence unheard of.
Currently, it is imperative that you move to this party and on the 15th, vote for Henry William French.

we can do this

War Map
Mourning Star

Things are finally on the up and up

Well ladies and gents, the plan that was set in motion to get our states back is winding down as we have only one more state left to retake. Yessir, it looks as if the United States is united again... with states!
This is not the time, however, to get complacent. Oh no, now is the time we need to keep our wits about us, our strength up and our weapons production booming. We still have allies that need help on a daily basis and it is only a matter of time before someone tries to target the US again. Fight smart, fight hard, and fight proud!

Trollmaxx PTO
Valiant Thor

Valiant Thor -|- Talostastic-|-Melissa Rose
“If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.”

Staff: Kelly J. Brown, DylanBAS, Azzon, Mourning Star, Alexandrer Coin

WHPR Day 2184
WHPR Day 2184 - Uncle Sam wants you; Time for ATO; War Map; Trollmaxx PTO

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James S. Brady Press Room
James S. Brady Press Room Day 2,184, 02:07

Get involved!
Start today!

Franklin Stone
Franklin Stone Day 2,184, 04:30


Melissa Rose
Melissa Rose Day 2,184, 05:15


Gnilraps Day 2,184, 05:42

I clicked the vote button.

So should you.

Tanishq Day 2,184, 12:38


Hale26 Day 2,184, 13:49


Cthulhu.. Day 2,184, 16:55


Pompous Day 2,184, 16:59


Now, can I take a nap? - Reagan (almost every day during his second term ;P )

Rico Mc.Rico
Rico Mc.Rico Day 2,184, 21:36

9 comments and still no garbage comment by RGR... must be a record xD

Tiamati Day 2,185, 23:28

Quality publishing; sounds like Reagan should adhere to the volunteer driving ban.

Voted and shouted.

Lorenzo VonMatterhorn
Lorenzo VonMatterhorn Day 2,185, 23:40

I didnt know USA only had 30 states ..

Valiant Thor
Valiant Thor Day 2,185, 17:28

I didn't know someone with 30 IQ can come to this conclusion, but looks like I was wrong.

George Armstrong Custer
George Armstrong Custer Day 2,185, 23:44

Congratulations on surpassing 3000 subscribers!

Reagan smassshhhh! Reagan smassshh! Reagan smas-zzzzzzz..

Zetyro Day 2,185, 05:37


Poco Curantism
Poco Curantism Day 2,185, 16:24

By the love of Dio, you are still a Great Dioist Nation. I miss the old days, when we would heckle old Emerick, slaughter Ajay, mock GlaDos and give thanks at the feet of the Holy Lord Emperor.

Where did our Faith go........🙂

Tiamati Day 2,185, 17:26

Praise Dio in glorious remembrance of the (g)olden history of eAmerica!

Whiskey Jack
Whiskey Jack Day 2,185, 19:21

Up for two days and no inane comments from USA's resident jackass?!?!?!

Arrden Day 2,185, 22:13

Voted Hard for Henry William French!!

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