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WHPR 1,786 - Calm Before the Elections

Day 1,786, 16:09 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room
White House Press Room - WHPR 1,786 - The Calm Before the Elections

Chairman of the Board Pfeiffer (center) is flanked by fellow Terrible Elitists Maxx Johnson, Custer, John Jay and Dr Luis.

CTRL elects new Executive Council

As per Alliance charter, the new October executive council has been elected, and it’s got a few interesting new faces, specifically a former American President heading up the council itself, and another one taking a more minor position.
Supreme General - Alexander_Auctoritas

Supreme General Deputy - Siddy

Military Organizer - k0stek, Artela, RegisAjr

Public Relations Director - Mininuns

Media Director - aVie

Foreign Affairs Director - Fruitcommando

In addition to announcing the new leaders of the alliance, the media department of CTRL also released several statements outlining the goals of the Alliance, and what they wish to accomplish over the next month. You can read these goals in Alexander Auctoritas’ paper, As G As it Gets.

Spoiler Alert:
Admins implement change with little game effect with the express purpose of getting citizens to spend more gold!

Aren’t we used to it at this point?
So, the Admins have recently given people the ability to change their name for a small fee. Previously, the standard for getting a name change was a bit fuzzy, and was generally reliant on the mood of the admin who read your ticket as to whether or not you’d be able to do it successfully. We’ve all seen people that have changed their names to strange things in the past, so the new changes allowing it entirely really doesn’t have a huge effect on things.
Nevertheless, if you’re looking for a name change, and want to drop a bit of gold, here’s the criteria for doing so:

Name change

Starting today we added a new option in the Edit profile page: Name Change

Each citizen can now change his in game name in the following conditions:

1. First time the Name change price is 5 Gold. If this change is made, during a 3 month period the citizen will not be able to make another name change

2. After 3 months the next Name change is available for 50 Gold. If this change is made, the same rule applies: the name will remain for another 3 months

3. The next changes are available for unlimited times, at the price of 50 Gold, in a 3 month time frame.”

War Map and Analysis

Press Corps Writer DokJon, with SecDef Maxx Johnson and NSC Chair John Jay

America has been bulldozing through FYROM's regions recently. One might ask, "What's up with that? Why aren't they putting up a better fight?"
Short answer: Because we're badass, and they suck. We asked two of America's top military minds for the long answer.

Some time ago, FYROM started with taking Aquitaine and danced through a few of our easternmost mainland regions. America just let them do their thing while concentrating on helping our allies, then pushed back.

"Mad Maxx" Johnson explains, "Initially the fights were fairly well contested. Fyrom made several attempts, and in one case succeeded to break border with us via winning Resistance Wars. While this was happening Italy was able to succeed in its direct attack which severed the resources from Fyrom. Since then we have been able to rely on our MPP stack and walk through nearly all of the direct battles relatively easily."

John Jay explains the current situation rather more simply: "FYLOL is nothing without Poland. They are running for their lives right now, even trying to hide behind Italy's skirts to avoid the fight. Them taking regions from us was a fluke."

"Mad Maxx" reminds America, "One thing we must keep in mind through this is that it is a long campaign that we are, for the moment, seemingly breezing through. It is easy to become complacent and take our eye off the ball. If we do that at the wrong time, it can seriously hinder our progress." In other words, never let your guard down.

We may be suffering from internal problems at the moment, but we'll figure it eventually. If some douche forgets who's in charge in the area and starts shit, every group and individuals of America will unite as one and bring wrath upon them. You simply don't mess with America and expect to get away with it.

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George Armstrong Custer
George Armstrong Custer Day 1,786, 16:17

You simply don't mess with America and expect to get away with it.

pop George
pop George Day 1,786, 16:22

^ what are you smoking (?) corporates have already raped use, or are you to blind to have noticed the for sale sign?

Josh Whitehead
Josh Whitehead Day 1,786, 16:27

Is it me or is the letters getting smaller and smaller in the article?

Josh Whitehead
Josh Whitehead Day 1,786, 16:29

Also, I like how many of the MUs have been removed from the "Join a MU" section. All that's left is Government ones.

pop George
pop George Day 1,786, 16:31

no they put the owls up as well, see comment about for sale sign...

George Armstrong Custer
George Armstrong Custer Day 1,786, 16:37

formatting is a bit jacked, it'll get fixed.

Owls have been in the Military/Militia links for a long time. only change there is that the Air Force is now funneling all new members through their new Flight Training application link.
so glad you're paying such close attention, Piece Of ____-- what are YOU doing to help new players, or contribute to the media, or society in general, besides heckling from the back of the crowd?

pop George
pop George Day 1,786, 17:14

trolling better than you are...

Kaptain Kidd
Kaptain Kidd Day 1,786, 17:45

The ICA get a link but not the rainbow brite fanclub, poniests

Josh Whitehead
Josh Whitehead Day 1,786, 17:45

This article has been featured

Jetsmets Day 1,786, 19:37

@Josh Whitehead all the MUs on the 2nd and 4th lines aren't government run.

Pfeiffer. Day 1,786, 20:13

I'm Frank, hells yea.

George Armstrong Custer
George Armstrong Custer Day 1,786, 23:07

Jetsmets.. 3rd line, either.. that's JCS, and they're neither government run nor subsidized.
we probably need to do a Dept Update segment on the OMS, to understand just which Militias get government subsidization and how all that works.
thanks for the reminder.

Tony Rumor
Tony Rumor Day 1,787, 01:01


Drew Blood
Drew Blood Day 1,787, 04:25


Salahudin el Ajub
Salahudin el Ajub Day 1,787, 07:06


fingerguns Day 1,787, 07:42

Am I Judy Garland then?

I hope so, cause I just ate all these pills....

Artela Day 1,787, 09:14

This article is featured in the Pony Express
Pony Express Day 1787
Round up of the last week

Iamnameless Day 1,787, 15:36

good update, voted


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