Which Candidate is Strong and Secure Enough to Form a Team of Rivals?
Day 469, 19:47
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by Tomma van den Bosch
Elise Clare, Montana
Desertfalcon Calls for the resinstatement of the eFBI and eCIA
Speaking on behalf of the National Police Gazette and the National Law Enforcement Association (in formation), let me say, here, that Desertfalcon's campaign promise to reinstate the eFBI and the eCIA is welcome news, indeed. We also like his emphasis on education and history. And, yes, we especially appreciate his description of a bold leadership.
Imagine a President bold and yet secure enough to ask his opponents to join with him in a multi-partisan administration. Imagine a President bold and secure enough to go before Congress and nominate many of the names of the other talented and experienced candidates to serve their country in his Cabinet. Congress would give their Advice and Consent, of course.
Consider this list below and imagine the best person for each post:
Secretary of State:
Secretary of the Treasury:
Secretary of Defense:
Attorney General:
Secretary of the Interior:
Secretary of Agriculture:
Secretary of Labor:
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development:
Secretary of Transportation:
Secretary of Energy:
Secretary of Education:
Secretary of Veterans' Affairs:
Secretary of Homeland Security:
Secretary of Commerce:
Secretary of Health and Human Services:
Director of FBI
Director of CIA
Joint Chiefs of Staff
United States Trade Representative
Can you imagine such an administration? Can you imagine the incredible team and the benefits for the country? I can too. Who is the leader strong enough and secure enough to put something like this together? Desertfalcon, could this leader be you?
Desertfalcon Calls for the resinstatement of the eFBI and eCIA
Speaking on behalf of the National Police Gazette and the National Law Enforcement Association (in formation), let me say, here, that Desertfalcon's campaign promise to reinstate the eFBI and the eCIA is welcome news, indeed. We also like his emphasis on education and history. And, yes, we especially appreciate his description of a bold leadership.
Imagine a President bold and yet secure enough to ask his opponents to join with him in a multi-partisan administration. Imagine a President bold and secure enough to go before Congress and nominate many of the names of the other talented and experienced candidates to serve their country in his Cabinet. Congress would give their Advice and Consent, of course.
Consider this list below and imagine the best person for each post:
Secretary of State:
Secretary of the Treasury:
Secretary of Defense:
Attorney General:
Secretary of the Interior:
Secretary of Agriculture:
Secretary of Labor:
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development:
Secretary of Transportation:
Secretary of Energy:
Secretary of Education:
Secretary of Veterans' Affairs:
Secretary of Homeland Security:
Secretary of Commerce:
Secretary of Health and Human Services:
Director of FBI
Director of CIA
Joint Chiefs of Staff
United States Trade Representative
Can you imagine such an administration? Can you imagine the incredible team and the benefits for the country? I can too. Who is the leader strong enough and secure enough to put something like this together? Desertfalcon, could this leader be you?
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Hmmm... no Secretary of Fun.
Why not? Secretary of LOLz, etc.
Secretary of State: Me
Secretary of the Treasury:Me
Secretary of Defense:Me
Attorney General:Me
Secretary of the Interior:Me
Secretary of Agriculture:Me
Secretary of Labor:Me
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development:Me
Secretary of Transportation:Me
Secretary of Energy:Me
Secretary of Education:Me
Secretary of Veterans' Affairs:Me
Secretary of Homeland Security:Me
Secretary of Commerce:Me
Secretary of Health and Human Services:Me
Director of FBI: Me
Director of CIA: Me
Joint Chiefs of Staff: Me and Me
i like this article
im voting for Desertfalcon 😉
I would like to apply for the Secretary of Awesome position.
I will be voting for Desertfalcon!
Another program I want to bring back is the CIA. Now we had one of these a while back when one of our citizens attempted (as a joke) to get several southwestern states to secede.
Lulz. We already have a CIA.
I call Secretary of Bacon.
what would the FBI do? counter intelligence?
CIA is international intel, and FBI is domestic
CIA = Spying on foreigners
FBI = Spying on Americans
duh
I want to be the head of FEMA, its useless in real life why not let it be useless here to. lol.
@ John
It may exist in name but it is not that effective, I want to get it more productive to where it acctually does stuff. The one we have now was not really planned out it was just Roby sayin "ahh shit we need a CIA and FBI poof there they are". I don't really think we need an FBI since there are not really any crimes that could be violated however the CIA would be helpful.
As for that cabinet list there are a few positions on there that I won't have since I can't really have a secretary for transportation or energy in the game but I will probably have a cabinet with close to that many people.
What no secretary of eReligion
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Well, laws could always be passed. For example, no exclusive use of all caps - that could be a felony. No mention of real life issues or news - that could be a misdemeanor, etc. Breaking a contract would be white collar crime. I bet we could come up with a nice list.
And, we could come up with punishments as well - I'd vote for hard labor ... but if anyone was not having fun, he or she would simply quit, so ... we'd have to be more creative. Perhaps hard labor would mean helping out a newbie, gift excahnge - community service