What is going on MOO?

Day 1,095, 09:34 • Published in Ireland United Kingdom • by moomoohead
War Update
Well our good friends the Canadians had a bit of tough luck against the English the last couple of days. The English started to feel there normal arrogant selves again so we decided to open up a battle as just a “drain” battle against Wales, to make things a little easier for the Canadians(not that they really needed it) and put the UK back in there box. Funny thing happens, we actually win the battle. What is that old saying “Better lucky then good”? So how did that happen? First battle we fought like we had not had a real war in weeks and won it. Second war we did the same but some English tanking at end stopped us, Gav Miller was getting back at us for ND. We did not fair much better through the night and in morning were down some thing like 1-5. I think Paschal must of fought all day or some of his friends because when I came home from work we were looking like 4-6. We started to think then we had a chance. Another big war finished in France and because it looked like we had a chance EDEN put us as a secondary priority and committed limited recourses. Our Croatian friends who have been there for us every battle we ever fought in were fighting for us again. We got it to 6-6 and started to feel good when we must have popped up on Phoenix radar. The 13th battle saw phoenix tanks come in doing 2.5k each fight in last three minutes and really push the wall back. The English will say they did not care about loosing AGAIN[/b] but we saw the tanks and know the truth. The only problem for them is, Ninth is just a little smarter then them (OK maybe a lot), and had a few Na Final in reserve. Our high ranked soldiers fought the wall back to a win. We even had a couple VIP eCelebrities show up to give us a hand. We took the last battle with the help of some massive damage by another Irish tank doing 35K. We had a few citizens doing this through the day. I would go through and thank all the people who went above and beyond the call of duty for a “drain” war but would be afraid I would miss a few, there were a lot, THANK YOU TO ALL.

This is the first time we have ever taken a mainland original UK region. Funny thing is it was not planned and no one was supplied to do it. That said and feeling good about our selves, with EDEN permition, I decided to throw the dice again and attack West Midlands. What do we have to loose and we again help the Canadians by doing it. Enjoy the good times now, more to come. The UK is scratching there heads today saying is this the real invasion, Hmmm, let them guess?

What a time for newspapers to go down. We were all looking forward to MAD DOGS famous troll articles. On a side note, when we got off the ferry in Holyhead last night we asked if anyone saw him. We were going to head to his local for a jar. We were told he left Wales when we first attacked with all the women, children wearing his funny wig. Ha-Ha.

Now the fools have attacked Conn. ROFL Leave it, fight in West Midlands.

Scandal Update
What is the old sayings “the check is in the mail” or “sure I will still respect you in the mooring”. Well we have not received any of the stolen gold back from the ICA yet? None of there representatives have even bothered to contact me and tell me when they are going to pay it back. The government has kept there part of the deal and expect the ICA to do the same. Will keep the public updated, I have not forgotten.

This game has its interesting movements that keep us coming back. Yesterday OJ had the chick to critize me on the IRC for not “communicating” with the ICA before we attacked. That was Ironic on several different levels. After steeling our countries gold he thinks he has the right to critize some one else on the job they are doing, or who did he “communicate” with before he attack Irish soil in ND earlier this month. Amazining, you could not write this stuff.

New Citizen Update
We are using the state grain company to keep track of new players. We have high offers up for skill one so they start there and we can keep track of them. This Sunday evening will be the first new player FIGHT NIGHT. We will supply them with food, MT, and guns and turn them loose on some poor unsuspecting country. We are doing this to introduce them to an aspect of the game that might keep them around longer. More events planned and to come. Keep up the good work Octavos and his team.

Again great win yesterday and thanks for all those who fought like MAD.