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We The People, We care About Your Boobs

Day 1,811, 19:31 • Published in USA Pakistan

• by Frodo Tea Baggins

So I'm sitting, you know my usual quiet self. Most people in #WeThePeople are pretty quiet, normal day. And then this giant boob fight breaks out. Now I'm not going to pick sides, Chuck Norris probably won. But hell that was awesome.

Just The Facts
Boobs can either a) help you get a job/promoted or b) make the workplace more tolerable for the rest of us.
Boobs are often successfully used in place of a coherent plot or acting in movies to create a great film.
The power of boobs should not be underestimated.

Proof One: The Side Boob

Proof Two: The Under boob

Proof Three: Cleavage

Yes it's true
see more here It's all about the boobs and We the People have them but we need more

Please Help.

Your Goddess,
Aeriala

Comments

Hale26 Day 1,811, 19:35

I am morally opposed to your article.
Mazzy is a cat, not a woman. She is not allowed to have boobs.

MazzyCat Day 1,811, 19:38

PFFT! I can have my boobs and kitty too.

Hale26 Day 1,811, 19:40

....well played, well played Mazzy..
But you have a mature kitty, which means you are a cat.Like stated in my thesis, Cats can not have boobs.
Therefore, for the sake of world peace, I am taking a stand against your boob-slinging ways.

MazzyCat Day 1,811, 19:42

Mature? Now that word is RARELY used to describe Kitty me! I'm a cat. I'm a woman. I'm not a furry. I have boobs. It's a complex world with complex ideals. You gotta keep up man.
OH! Also.. I shall sling my boobs as boobs need be slinged.

Hale26 Day 1,811, 19:45

Boobs need to be slinged? What is this madness, dear Mazzy?
Boobs must not be slinged, or they would bruise I pressume.
Face it Mazzy- You are a cat in self denial. You think you are a woman, but really you are just a kitty.

MazzyCat Day 1,811, 19:50

Sigh... you poor, poor gecko... In denial of my boobs and the kitty in me!

Frodo Tea Baggins Day 1,811, 20:00

WE need more boobs, please help.

MazzyCat Day 1,811, 20:03

/me Flashes

Now! I'm going to bed.. lol

Hale26 Day 1,811, 20:11

Nuuu, you are in denial. I mean, you are trying to don bat wings when you don't have thumbs.
Only another sign of your self denial.
And Kitties can't have boobs. So I believe my reasoning is quite sound.