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War Pigs!

Day 3,590, 20:50 • Published in Norway Canada

Canada

• by Thedillpickl

Hi kids!

Norway has done it now! Having declared an air strike on Indonesia, they fulfilled that threat last night and ~~are finishing~~ have finished the annihilation of Sulawesi. In a press release two days ago, President M. de Ruyter claims this is only a training war. Our sources here at The Pickle Barrel have it that this attack is just the first step leading to WORLD DOMINATION!

Leaders of all warm climate nations must become United to defeat this icy foe!

Carry on,
dill

Comments

Thedillpickl Day 3,590, 20:53

Canada demands that you stand down and let us have first dibs on Sandy beaches and hot babes.

chickensguys Day 3,590, 21:14

Canada can't command a damn thing. Your prime minister is a joke and so are you. America makes better syrup anyways. America 1st.

Thedillpickl Day 3,590, 22:03

Welcome CG, how's the STD situation in yer pants nowadays?

chickensguys Day 3,591, 06:10

Total Fool, nothing changes does it.

Thedillpickl Day 3,591, 06:29

Nope. Im still here and you... you are somewhere.

TemujinBC Day 3,590, 21:02

Unbelievable!

Feynmann Day 3,590, 21:05

All hail the Norwegian overlords

\o/

Iamnameless Day 3,590, 21:34

//\\// OZZY //\\//

Joshua Morriseau Day 3,590, 21:47

Guys... I think the world is on to us..

Thedillpickl Day 3,590, 22:07

Shaddup! They'll never know if we don't tip our hand. 😛
The Noranada empire 4ever!

Coyolxauhqui V Day 3,590, 21:58

Norway is gonna get a bad case of shrimp sun burn. They forgot their sunscreen

AG.Ortiz Day 3,590, 22:24

Viking loves farming..

eiraen Day 3,591, 00:05

You will all soon speak Norwegian and wear helmets With NO horns 😃

Fenoglioteam Day 3,591, 00:14

I clicked due to the song. I was right 🙂

Thedillpickl Day 3,591, 01:41

What can I say?

Fenoglioteam Day 3,591, 01:44

That you are great choosing songs 😛

Thedillpickl Day 3,591, 02:10

Thank you!

zzzingo Day 3,591, 00:38

Knew it!

Shawtyl0w Day 3,591, 01:49

Hehe nice article buddy

M. de Ruyter Day 3,591, 03:56

What can I say....?

Thedillpickl Day 3,591, 04:22

Triumph requires a speech!

Thedillpickl Day 3,591, 06:33

Congrats! You've landed!

Eduard Douwes Dekker Day 3,591, 10:53

🤖

Mary Chan Day 3,591, 16:16

~hyuu~

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