USWP PP Election Interfered With by Russian Hackers

Day 3,315, 07:15 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps
Day 3315 of the New World
December 17, 2016




Russian Hackers May Have Interfered in USWP PP Election!




Colorado — According to sources, USWP member Major Trite has urged CP/D fingerguns as well as “eRep Moderator” numnul to move forward with an investigation into Russian hacking, claiming that there was ample evidence to support the theory that malicious foreign agents infiltrated and influenced the outcome of the PP vote on the 15th of December in the United States Workers Party.

The vote tally was finalized at daychange, with over 58 Party members voting to reelect Pfeiffer, “...a suspiciously high number of votes for a party with maybe 4 active members in the meta”, decried Trite, whose campaign for PP was itself suspiciously blocked by a sudden and bizzare flurry of “following the meta rules”.

“How can such a clearly unpopular Citizen as Pfeiffer win an election without a single campaign article? Considering these facts, I am confident the results were influenced by Russian hackers,” he continued, adding that RL Russian leader Vladimir Putin “needs to keep his commie hands” off of the sovereign USWP party affairs.

Given the new evidence and pending a thorough investigation, Major Trite is actively urging Workers to consider a recount, or else protest the election results by boycotting the congressional election sign-up thread on the forum where, last month, like 4 people responded.

Fingerguns could not be reached for comment, but her press secretary Aramec issued a terse statement: “Ms. Pfeifferguns will exhaust every asset to investigate these allegations and has assigned Khotko the title ‘Czar of Elections’.”

At press time, Trite was seen visibly upset at learning that nimnul is not, in fact, a game moderator, and was busy changing the name of his newspaper to “What Trite Are You On”, from which he was planning a massive media blitz expected to be read by the at least 5 USWP members who actively check the Party wall.






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