Updates (July 28, 2011)

Day 1,346, 16:18 Published in Japan Ireland by Hitoshi Makoto

I've been a little quiet for a while, I will admit. But, I have been super-busy in real life. Not an excuse...or is it?
However, I've still been able to schedule the inaugural D&D match, check out the thread for more information. It's this Saturday from 6-9 PM EDT (in eRep time 15:00-18:00 on Day 134😎. I've spoken to the admins, and Lethos is permanently permanently banned. They won't even listen. I've heard some of you have been talking to the admins for me as well. I want to thank all of you who have done so for your support.

In media news, it's bittersweet. It seems 90 of my subscribers were perma-banned or organizations, and I'm back down to 109. Funnily enough, apparently other newspapers had MUCH MORE because I've moved from 35th most subscribed to 18th most subscribed. I want to thank all 109 subscribers (again if you've also talked to the admins lol) for putting The Mage's Retort in the Top 20 newspapers in this country.
If you want to contact me, I am NOT ACTIVE AT ALL in game. I've been logging on once every two or three days for ten minutes at a time, responding to e-mails and posting the occasional witless, unfunny remark that comes from the top of my head. Though not Lethos in life, I am still Lethos Gurelcur on the forum. Feel free to send me a message there. I check that once or twice a day. e-mail is cool too. Why would you contact me? Look below...

I've decided to more or less use this paper for answering your questions, and posting my replies here in articles. I only have one now, but in future editions I hope to have more. Feel free to post any question to me and let me know if you want me to post your name or not. If I like it, I'll answer it and put it here. Today's question is:

What does gurelcur mean?

I play a lot of Dwarf Fortress, it's a fun game one I'd recommend to anybody (it's free. Me gusta free). Gurelcur is a "Dwarven" name (not Tolkien canon Dwarven unless this one is too). It comes from

gur=bowel
elcur😛lague

Bowelplague. Yeah, it's disgusting; but seriously one of the random names I got for one of my fortresses. It was awesome. Thank you for the question.

That's it for now. Bye.