Training War Update from the Ministry of Defense

Day 5,086, 15:36 • Published in USA USA • by USA Department of Defense
TRAINING WARS - WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW!

A nation is judged by its Training Wars. The USA has lots of them.

Here is the latest information from the White House and Ministry of Defense about our allies, where they will be conducting maneuvers, and how you can pitch for your own battle glory.

All TWs are Ping-Pong (Defender Wins) except in Iran. Those TWs are Rotational (Attacker Wins).

Partner ...... They Win ...... We Win
Bulgaria ...... Ohio ...... Indiana
Serbia ...... Pennsylvania ......Maryland
Romania ...... Nevada ...... California
Spain ...... South Dakota ...... North Dakota
Republic of China ...... Rhode Island ...... Massachusetts
Colombia ...... Minnesota ...... Iowa
Ukraine ...... Mississippi ...... Texas
Macedonia ...... Oklahoma ...... Nebraska
South Africa ...... Arizona ...... Colorado
Canada ...... Ontario ...... New York
Peru ...... Alabama ...... Georgia
Moldova ...... North Carolina ...... Virginia
Poland ...... Maine ...... New Hampshire
Paraguay ...... Idaho ...... Oregon
Japan ...... Hokkaido ...... Alaska
Venezuela ...... Central Venezuela ...... Venezuelan Capital
Indonesia ...... Papua ...... Hawaii

In Iran, the regions involved are Esfahan, Southwestern Iran, and Northwestern Iran. As these are Rotational TWs, we attack a region and conquer it, allowing Iran to start a Restistance War in the region we just attacked from. Repeat forever. But remember, the attacker always wins.

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What could possibly go wrong?

The Administration and its Asteria allies are dedicated to the smooth running of these cooperational training exercises. However, sometimes the normal pattern of TWs will get disrupted. According to President Thee Dude, this can happen for various reasons:

1. Once a battle ends, the winning side has 24 hours to attack. If a nation's CP fails to select a region to attack, at the end of the 24 hour period, the nation automatically attacks a random region. Shockingly, this happens all the time!

2. Sometimes we have to relocate a nation to a different region, and normal traffic has to stop to let them move through any regions along the way. Similarly, a new partner may drop in by air strike.

3. The CP launching the attack may simply have entered the wrong region name when attacking. It happens to the best of us!

4. And, of course, someone could just be a dick, messing it up on purpose.

We hope this information will help you enjoy safe, productive Training Wars. Remember, farming is war.

Onward!

What A Guy
Minister of Defense, Thee Dude Administration of National Unity
Beloved Chairman, Socialist Freedom Party