TIA- The World Factbook: Denmark (Official Copy)

Day 496, 22:21 • Published in Thailand USA • by Vincent Garibaldi

Thailand Intelligence Agency- The World Factbook


Denmark

The Danish Flag

Introduction

Backgroun😛
Once the seat of Viking raiders and later a major north European power, Denmark was conqueed by Sweden in April, 2008. Since regaining her independence in January, 2009, Denmark has evolved into a backward, unpopulated wasteland devoid of any intelligent life.



Map of Denmark

Geography

Location:
Situated on two islands in Northern Europe.

Area:
total: 43,094 sq km
lan😛 42,394 sq km
water: 700 sq km

Area-comparitive:
A little smaller than the $h!t I took last night.

Borders:
Sweden

Climate:
Stultifying

Natural Resources:
Grain (Medium)



A Danish

People

Population:
218

Age structure:
0-12 years: 94%
12-14 years: 6%
14+ years: 0%

Median Age:
8 Years old

Population growth rate:
2.3%

Sex ratio:
217 male(s)/female

Nationality:
Noun😃anish(es)
Adjective😃anish

Ethnic Groups:
Cheese, blueberry, gay




The Danish Congress in session

Government

Country name:
conventional long form: Kingdom of Denmark
conventional short form: Denmark
local long form: Kongeriget Danmark
local short form: Danmark

Government type:
Constitutional Monarchy

Capital:
Hovedstaden

Independence:
January 14, 2009

Administrative Divisions:
Hovedstaden
Sjaelland

Constitution:
Adopted February 8, 2009
Allowed for Monarchy and Serfdom
Link

Executive branch:
Head of State:crillep
Head of Government😕erdeif
Elections: Held the 5th of every month

Legislative branch:
Bicameral Congress: Consists of Congress and The Awsome House Of Lords
Elections: Congress is elected on the 25th of every month, AHOL is appointed by the King
Election results: percent of vote by party -
Weberian Bureaucracy Party:82%
Denmark Democratic Party:5%
Danmarks kommunistiske parti:11%

Political Parties and Leaders:
Weberian Bureaucracy Party: Led by HrBjorn
Denmark Democratic Party: Led by xavihernandez
Danmarks kommunistiske parti: Led by Lerdeif
Viking Party: Led by arnorhs


Sausage😕ynchpin of the Danish Economy and Danish kryptonite

Economy

Economy Overview:
Small and suffering from a shortage of workers. Focused on production of finished goods, especially sausage, meatballs, houses, and moving tickets so people can get the hell out.

GDP:
218.31 Gold

Inflation rate:
16%

Exports:
26.96 Gold

Imports:
12.21 Gold




A. Holst, Former President/Royal steed/Royal Concubine

Transportation

Transportation Overview:
Consisting primarily of A. Holst, because anyone can take a ride.




A battle-ready sausage

Military
Irrelevant

Military Branches:
Den Kongelige Danske Kavalergang Force

Manpower fit for military service:
2




Denmark in about two months...

Transnational Issues

Disputes-International:[/siz e]
Sweden: Dispute arising over ownership of former Danish regions.
Thailan😛 Trading Embargo, intermittent and small scale, but on-going flame war.