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Thus Linked the Speaker

Day 3,216, 13:43 Published in USA USA by eUSA Congress

Dear eUSA,

Hey there.

Just so you know, I've been keeping busy as Speaker of the House. You should try it some time. It's loads of fun. "Prove it" you say?

Gosh where to start?

I mean, there's this one dude named Chickensguys who played the game back in the day and caused all sorts of problems. He was a big part of Ajay's near success which means he spent a lot of time and energy trying to PTO these eUnited States of America and place it into the hands of our enemies lock, stock, and barrel.

And in case you've forgotten, here is a list of just some of his misdeeds.

Anyway, this is the Speaker of the House's newspaper, not the some publication of the National Historical Society (though that sounds like an excellent idea for a new Government program and maybe I should try to become the Director of that too.) Right. So this isn't just a history lesson.

Ya see, this chickensguys fellow keeps badgering congresspeople by sending mass PM's asking for him to be reinstated with Citizenship (for starters).

Well, now we are getting around to Congressy stuff.

So before I say any more about this chickensguys business, let me just set the stage of how very busy I am as Speaker of the House. Here's a list of important things I gotta keep my VIP eyes on:

Dudes are all, like, crucify heretics.
Major fixes to the Constitution.
Some other dudes are all, like, no way man, heresy is MANDATORY.
There's this one guy still using IRC.

Not to mention sooper seekrit Private Congress stuff that I can't talk about unless you've already seen what's going on ingame. Y'know?

Like I was saying, busy busy busy.

But when stuff like this chickensguys thing starts really going down in a major way that involves opinions from members of Congress both esteemed and ignorant, boy oh boy you bet I get busy.

Speaker's gotta speak.

If Speak I must, Speak I will.

No way Hose-ay chickensguys.

(Did I mention that he's banned from the Forum for multiple violations of its terms of service, one of a small handful of citizens to be permanently blacklisted, and, like, has basically worn out even most of the people who actually liked him unless they are roleplaying that they still like him like Wild Owl does?)

There. I Spoke.

And I just wanted to keep you all in the loop. Have a nice day.

This is the Speaker of the House, Gnilraps, signing off.


Gnilraps Day 3,216, 13:44

The Speaker Chimes in on Chickensguys

and other major matters of importance.

Franklin Stone
Franklin Stone Day 3,216, 13:59

'National Historical Society (though that sounds like an excellent idea for a new Government program and maybe I should try to become the Director of that too.) '

Gnilraps for National Historical Society Director...\o/

Waruda Day 3,216, 13:45


Gnilraps Day 3,216, 13:47

Did I misread the vote?

Waruda Day 3,216, 13:49

Should read "unholiness"

Jimmy Cincinnati
Jimmy Cincinnati Day 3,216, 16:20

Was there a vote?

Franklin Stone
Franklin Stone Day 3,216, 13:58

I have been supporting his unBlacklisting. After much thought, I would not support his regaining citizenship. The forum ban is not my business and apparently called for....

Goddess Dilvany
Goddess Dilvany Day 3,216, 14:37

The USWP a beacon of EVIL! + Juicy Info on Chickensguy

The Dungeon Master
The Dungeon Master Day 3,216, 15:59


Jessina Day 3,216, 16:00

I have a question for you Mr. SoH. Why are there non-congress folks posting in the Public Congress area of the forums lately when previously you weren't approving non-congress member posts?

Gnilraps Day 3,216, 16:02

I actually only rejected one post that was particularly meaningless to the thread. Since then the posts I've been approving have been above average in terms of usefulness.

Jessina Day 3,216, 16:05

There has been more than one, more like 5-6 non-congress member posts that were not approved that I'm aware of. If you didn't reject them, then your team has been. I know some of the rejected posts were on topic also since they can be read in the forum garbage.

George F Bomb Custer
George F Bomb Custer Day 3,216, 16:02

first the Speaker spoke.
then the Speaker moderated.
now the Speaker links.

how bizarre.. a Speaker who utilizes The Speakers Word.

Serendipitous Day 3,216, 16:45

14-20 isn't a huge fail

Gnilraps Day 3,216, 17:08

All in good humor.

Bobby Canell
Bobby Canell Day 3,216, 20:22


Cthulhu.. Day 3,218, 14:49


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