There's Something About EDEN...

Day 891, 06:53 • Published in Indonesia Canada • by Buck Roger
A team of Hungarian scientists called an emergency conference today to determine what it is that led to the unexpected epic failure of their empire and their alliance.

At first they wondered whether it has anything to do with the genetically modified food that the Americans eat. But then they realized that they have an entire country where the native population of bots prefer the headless chicken 4 to 1.



Their next hypothesis was that they could possibly have lost the arms race in strength to the alliance that has rupetot. However, it took only a moment to dismiss this idea, since everyone knows that countries such as Indonesia pride themselves on their tank battalions and that Phoenix has great battle heroes such as Battalgazi.



So it was back to the drawing board for our scientists. To tell the truth, they were quite perplexed.

After several hours of fruitless debate, a breakthrough occurred when a pair of apples and a banana fell on the head of one hapless researcher. "EUREKA!"

He explained, "We thought we were being smart when we contained Croatia and Romania, with their MPP against us, in Europe and away from our Hello Kitty toys. We thought that they would never attack us on the motherland. We didn't think they had the balls!"

The Indonesian understudy chimed in, "and we thought we were being very clever by signing peace, but now we can't take on Australia with the help of any MPP, just from losing any single battle... like we just did."



And so Phoenix has learned the hard way. What do they got that's so special?

This game takes brains and balls... and EDEN has some big

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