The Trucker The Preist and The Laywer

Day 1,231, 13:04 • Published in USA USA • by John Marsten

Well we have come to the end of the week. I hope some of you have gotten a laugh out of my initial joke.This weeks winning submission comes from Bruce Sommer and his reward is 50 Q2 foods as promised.Bruce give em hell with the free foods I hope you get a level up of some kind off if them. If you would like to recieve 200 free wellness just submit your best joke to me for next weeks paper story types seem to work best.

A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the

road. Every time he would see a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be

a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road.


One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a goodturn and pulled the truck over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"


"I'm going to the church five miles down the road," replied the priest.

"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck." The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat

and the truck driver continued down the road.

Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road, and instinctively he swerved to hit him.


But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back to

the road, narrowly missing the lawyer. However, even though he was certain he had missed the lawyer, he

still heard a loud "THUD".


Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors. When he didn't see anything, he

turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer."

"That's okay," replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"