The Toad To Freedom

Day 1,837, 17:03 • Published in Netherlands Ireland • by The Irish William Wallace
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE



The Banist Party proudly presents our candidate for Country President seat for the last month of this year! MikeBane proudly presents his Presidential Manifesto which he cleverly calls, "The Toad To Freedom"!



MILITARY SPENDING - because funding it kicks ass and we need to kick Poland's ass out of OUR country!

SUNDAY FUNDAYS - because I believe in giving out free sh*t and wanna give you GOLD every Sunday! (100 Gold minimum prize!)



STILL NOT ENTHUSED? Lick on.

Unfortunately this November I had to step down from the Ministry of Coaching due to real life issues that took over my time. Now I have break and with that...I have time. I've been Minister of Recruitment for a few months, with only two real controversial cases though I would say that is expected in any Minister of Recruitment. People have different opinions, politics, and motives.

I've also been a Commander of several MU's, created the Irish People's Army myself. Don't even get me started on all the government positions I held in eIreland. 😉



COMMUNITY BUILDING - because the philosophy of Banism (specifically Neo-Banism) emphasizes that the strength of the community equals the strength of the country. It is inevitable that a small country gets wiped, but the community lasts until you stop logging on eRep, IRC, and the national forum.

KICK POLAND'S ARSE OUTTA OUR LAND - which will be done through my military contacts abroad and through my Banist military generals.

We need to lick the toad of freedom so that one day we can be seeing colors. Think about that line. 🙂



Hell, don't vote for a party. Vote for a candidate. Vote for MikeBane!





NOTICE:This article was crafted by Banist conspirators and public mind-manipulation committees. It was also paid for by such notable Banists that cannot be named because that is how deep this conspiracy goes down. This notice was also the creation of Banists to perhaps tell you the truth...or what we call the 'truth'. We are behind every government regime in eRep. Love Big Brother.