It is I, Pfeiffer. Dear Leader of the United States Congress and all around affable fellow.
Congress has been, for the most part, quiet this month. With their wise decision to install me as their overlord, the most important aspect of governance was complete.
If you're curious about what's going on, the only substantive discussion happening is a proposal to fund and construct national communes to serve the people of Murica.
Feel free to chime in on that thread. I will ensure that all constructive posts are approved and any citizen wishing to join the discussion may do so.
Also, be watching Hadrian X's newspaper here. He interviewed me last night and that should be published some time today.
Should you have need of me, drop me a message here.
As always, I remain