The Single Greatest Threat to Switzerland......Ever
Day 2,022, 09:03
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by csabo07
Is it Slovenia??? NO
What about a PTO??? NO AGAIN
Is it thedillpickl??? NO, THAT's THE SECOND BIGGEST THREAT!
This article is about the single biggest threat to our country. There is something out there which threatens our very existence, and may be the end to the human race as we know it. I'm talking of course, about manbearpig.
It is a creature which roams the earth alone. It is half man, half bear, and half pig.... Some people say that manbearpig isn't real. Well, I'm here to tell you now; manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists!
Manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. Manbearpig simply wants to get you!
I'm super serial...
We must all band together to put a stop to manbearpig. The future of Switzerland depends on it!
(My attempt to lighten up the mood around here)
Keep it real eSwitzerland!
What about a PTO??? NO AGAIN
Is it thedillpickl??? NO, THAT's THE SECOND BIGGEST THREAT!
This article is about the single biggest threat to our country. There is something out there which threatens our very existence, and may be the end to the human race as we know it. I'm talking of course, about manbearpig.
It is a creature which roams the earth alone. It is half man, half bear, and half pig.... Some people say that manbearpig isn't real. Well, I'm here to tell you now; manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists!
Manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. Manbearpig simply wants to get you!
I'm super serial...
We must all band together to put a stop to manbearpig. The future of Switzerland depends on it!
(My attempt to lighten up the mood around here)
🙂
Keep it real eSwitzerland!
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Please, I wont sleep anymore now...
Are you sure it's not Daddy Pickl???
*HIDES*
Meow! ♥
"half man, half bear, and half pig"
So it consists of three halves? 😮 Really scary
manbearpig's power knows no bounds...not even simple mathematics can stop him.
I am also deeply afraid of his lesser known cousin, manbearpenguin.
If Penguin comments in your article.... you have achieved the penultimate honorific.
Is it thedillpickl??? NO, THAT's THE SECOND BIGGEST THREAT!
xD
I am always coming in second place. 😃
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
90% of this game is for fun!! Who cares about the other 15%!!!!
He lives....
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Man_33efe0_1009325.jpg
Once I asked ChaCha if they were Manbearpig and their reply was, "No, I'm Womanchinchillafox." I laughed so hard. xD
A threat greater than Dill? You must warn 200% of the masses!