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The Scotsman, Englishman and Emily

Day 2,332, 07:50 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Septuagenarian

There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Emily Ratajkowski sitting together in a carriage in the train from Inverness to London. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.

Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.

When the train came out of the tunnel, Emily Ratajkowski and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.

The Englishman was thinking:' That Scottish lout must have kissed Emily Ratajkowski and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

Emily Ratajkowski was thinking:' The English bloke must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'

Meanwhile the Scot was thinking:' This is magic... can't wait for the next tunnel and I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English b**tard again.