The PTO Is Complete - Cabinet Is Revealed

Day 2,604, 12:22 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Ser Fartsalot


Gratz everyone,


You've just voted to PTO the UK and make it into a Banana Republic appointing me as its first plantation manager. The landlords of this Serfdom, the Cabinet you peasants truly deserve, are:


Prime Minister - VaultGuy

He is the new PTO leader and a true inspiration to all rabble out there, wanting to be free from oppression and government corruption. Go quickly now and take some more of his "free" tanks.




Governor - BigAnt

BigAnt has shown time and time again that he knows how to safekeep the monies. I'm sure he will not disappoint anyone.




Minister of Foreign Affairs - You may call me V AKA Dapper

This diplomatic little jesuit has become a true sweetheart ever since Jesus came back into his life again and his cat got cancer. With a heart filled with the love of God he will know how to soften up our enemies and keep our allies.




Minister of Education - Aleksandar. V Popovic

There is very little Alex knows nothing about and since he's messaged me 50 times to put him in the Cabinet, how could I deny him this prestigious role?




Minister of Defense - William Ross

He wants to make the UK into an Empire. Need I say more?




Banana Republic's special envoy to LETO - BaronChris

After offering Canada our oil region if they get us into LETO, it is only fair he gets a government role again.





And of course, there's me, your Owner.


Sitting comfy in my new CP chair.



Have a great month peasants and remember to keep plowing them fields for us.


Banana Republic Dictator,

Ser Fartsalot