Prof. J Moriarty
A collection of Poems from the eUK Poet Laureate.
The Manic Days of BigAnt
The Smiths once sang,
of Panic in the streets of London,
And it is obvious,
that rather than being oblivious,
BigAnt made this his dream.
When he attacked Norway,
Without fear or resignation,
When he tried to blacklist,
all his enemies,
the crowds in the street thralled,
Some congressmen bawled,
But many stalled,
and his reign continued.
The truth is,
I liked the abnormally sized Ant,
Attacking his enemies like a Zulu,
A modern reincarnation of the Dark Lord Cthulu.
The Sad Tale of SageGoku, as retold by MintAtticus
You're worthless, a petty troll,
Whose life is worth that of a mole,
I've done this, I've done that,
And you, you are just a rat.
The Sage screamed in an IRC channel,
Come up against me, and I'll soon dismantle,
All your dreams and all your hopes,
You're nothing but a group of screwed up dopes.
But his threats fell flat,
Squashed like a Gnat,
Like the reviews of Cat in the Hat,
Like a shriveled up Vampire Bat.
And MintAtticus chuckled,
and the other herbs muckled,
with poor Goku's mind,
he truly is,
without a miss,
one of a poor kind.
(Adapted from an IRC conversation I had with SageGoku)
Ode to CaptainChazBeard
tears were swept,
off a bridge.
Children were sad,
Some went mad,
And maybe, even
For the Captain had lost,
At what cost?
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