The Iceman Leaveth

Day 1,349, 08:02 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps


Obituaries
Day 1,349 of the New World
The Iceman Leaveth
Not all military victories occur in battle.

Just 2 days after dropping almost 7 Million damage in Nevada, a battle eUSA wanted to win very badly but lost, Iceman74 has been permanently BANNED. If only his 6,883,724 damage could be taken back too. But Nevada will remain in Serbia’s hands for now.



Iceman74 was a heavy hitter, but he takes with him a lot more than just the 15,827,481 damage he averaged over the last 7 days of his eLife. His banning also locks away the following assets and resources that will never again be put into service for Serbia:

He was the Leader of the GROMOVNICI Military Unit. That’s 40 Gold wasted.


He was the “publisher” of LEDENE NOVINE, which earned him a Media Mogul despite never having published a single article. Not sure how much that might have cost…
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He was the owner/manager of 5 fully-staffed Q5 Weapons Companies. Let’s figure those at current Market value of 342 Gold per factory. That’s 1710 Gold down the crapper.


He was the ownder/manager of 3 fully-staffed Q5 Food factories. Bye-bye 1026 more Gold.


With a Deer Farm and a Rubber Factory, he takes another 70 Gold to his grave.


Looking over his stats from the past couple days, I found 240 Bazooka hits. Yes. 240. Divided by 3 hits per Bazooka, that is 80 Bazookas used in 3 days. This is just me guessing, but does anyone think he may have bout the biggest Gold Pack, say, 8 times? That’s 3120 Gold, plus whatever % bonus he got, (I’m guessing probably 20😵 so 3744Gold purchased for 792 euros or $1,144. Gone.


This World Class Force who was closing in on his 20th Super Soldier medal is no more.


And you can bury at least 6590 Gold along with him. Tutankhamun, Pushah.

I’m thinking he had a nice piece of property picked out in Texas. Maybe something just outside Austin (Serbians love Country Music). Too bad he'll never live there.

Yes, this is a victory for TERRA/EDEN. It isn’t a victory we earned, unless you count the damage we suffered at his hands a payment. No, it is a victory that Iceman74 earned for us.

Thank you, Iceman74, for giving TERRA/EDEN so much today. We’ll eventually have Nevada back. And Texas too.

But you will never, ever, ever again work as manager in your factories.
Your Military Unit will be abandoned and replaced.
The strength you’ve been spending 3.47 Gold/day to build will never again cause any damage.
Your World Class Force** is now a World Class Farce**.

And your 108 Battle Hero Medals, 40 Campaign Hero Medals, and your (LOL) “Society Builder *cough* Medal” have been laid to rest with you in a sarcophagus somewhere in Belgrade where your eCorpse will lay rotting beneath the Fruit bonus of that region.

Some day when the forces of TERRA/EDEN conquer Belgrade, we will dig you up and dance around the fire until the early morning light as we guzzle plundered Šljivovica and devour your Ćevapčići.

Goodbye Iceman74. You are done.
Thanks for reading,

Gnilraps