The Constitution Party Arises

Day 3,704, 11:20 Published in USA USA by Gnilraps

Date: Day 3703 of the New World


Those who follow the important news stories in eUSA were shocked when, about 20 days ago the Party President of eUSA’s most successful Political Party announced the final chapter of the United States Workers Party.


That article was written by Pfeiffer. who, more than any other citizen, has been responsible for the historical dominance of USWP. The comments section was appropriately filled with sweet notes:





And Pfeiffer. is not the only citizen who gave his heart and soul to the success of USWP. I hereby raise a toast to every Zombie everywhere who contributed in great or small ways to the legendary life of the greatest Political Party in eUSA history.




This is how we drink at USWP…


But as Pfeiffer. mentioned in his article, time has come for a change. More will be written about USWP and its formula for success. I have my thoughts on the matter too. But today is a new day and it is my profound pleasure to announce the launch of a brand new Political initiative in eUSA,

And so today we introduce eUSA to The Constitution Party.


In brief, the Constitution Party will be a political home to anyone who believes that the Constitution is the key to the best possible eUSA experience.


Our Constitution should be kept so that it insures full access to legislative power for all present and future citizens, codifies prudent stewardship of all tax revenue, and safeguards the present and future sovereignty of eUSA among eNations.

Access to legislative power
Stewardship of tax revenue
Sovereignty of eUSA

These three ideals, given the browser-game sandbox created by eRepublik itself, are too precious to entrust to individuals so they must be upheld by constitutional law. If preserved, eUSA will retain whatever “freedom” can be said to exist in a browser game owned and operated by a private company.


We believe that our current Constitution does a very good job of safeguarding these three ideals. Indeed, we all stand on the shoulders of the giants who have come before us.


But where additional code is needed, it should be discussed, proposed, and supported. Where the Constitution needs amending, nothing short will do. In the end, it is the Constitution that safeguards us from stupidity, tyranny, and catastrophe.


As long as eRepublik Labs keeps the lights on, eUSA will succeed by its Constitution.

And we are the Constitution Party.


In the coming weeks and months we envision much conversation about the Constitution and our Party. The Constitutionalist will be my instrument for communicating thoughts and directing these conversations as one of our new Party’s founding members. I look forward to publications from my fellow Constitutionalists as well.


Finally, I hereby announce my candidacy for Party President in what will be the first-ever term as the


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