The Best Jokes of The Week 1 Rules and Introduction

Day 1,923, 05:53 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by howdyho

As you can see I will be starting a little competition to see who is the best comedian in the game.
Rules
Most jokes are ok as long as it isn't racist.
You can not use the same joke in 2 different weeks.
If two people come up with same joke and I find it really funny then the rewards will be split.
Rewards
The winner will receive 5q7 weapons, 100q2 food and 70gbp.
The runner up will receive 50q2 food and 30gbp.
All you have to is leave your joke in the comments below and I will pick the winner next sunday.
If you bake me laugh a lot I might let you touch my bunghole.
I'll get you started with this one. Whats the difference between arsenal and a teabag? A teabag can stay in the cup. Now that's funny.

Bhis is Brian Badonde over and out.

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