The Best Jokes of The Week 1 Rules and Introduction
howdyho
As you can see I will be starting a little competition to see who is the best comedian in the game.
Rules
Most jokes are ok as long as it isn't racist.
You can not use the same joke in 2 different weeks.
If two people come up with same joke and I find it really funny then the rewards will be split.
Rewards
The winner will receive 5q7 weapons, 100q2 food and 70gbp.
The runner up will receive 50q2 food and 30gbp.
All you have to is leave your joke in the comments below and I will pick the winner next sunday.
If you bake me laugh a lot I might let you touch my bunghole.
I'll get you started with this one. Whats the difference between arsenal and a teabag? A teabag can stay in the cup. Now that's funny.
Bhis is Brian Badonde over and out.
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Comments
No racist jokes. No Chaz
Voted N Subbed
How much does it cost to fix a ice cream van?
Hundreds and Thousands...
What's the difference between a happy husband and a mature husband? A happy husband doesn't know the truth about his wife , a mature husband knows to how to endure the truth about his wife.
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Does "Our position in the EU" count?
Joke of the week?
Don Dapper
hahahaha, really good.
Seems like I live Rent Free in your mind ! 🙂
@sexagenarian did my paper give you the idea for that
A brunette is in a light aircraft with 4 blondes accompanying them, for some terrible reason the undercarriage of the plane breaks off, leaving the passengers dangling from the overhead luggage compartment.
The pilot, somehow still flying the thing and themselves also dangling, informs them that there is too much weight to avoid certain death, and that someone would need to go.
The brunette decides that they may as well jump and informs everyone before letting go. The blonde passengers rejoice by clapping.
I will now read a good joke that is not at all racist and quite in step with today! American, German, Bulgarian and Turk embarked on a skyscraper.
American called "For Amerikaaa" - and jumped.
Jerry shouted "To Germany" - and jumped.
Bulgarians called "For Bulgaria" - and pushed Turk. )))
Did you notice that the hyena has a seal recorded ?
To the seventh, below the left! )))
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