The Beginnings Of A Traitor

Day 1,717, 21:15 Published in USA Canada by Thedillpickl



Hi kids!

First I need to bore you a bit (maybe a lot). I list this minutia not to impress. I want to be upfront and expose myself to all of you! (EEEEK!) There are those who may wish to dig up dirt, I want them (and you) to have a list of my exploits as best I can remember. If I leave something out or mess up the timeline it is most likely because I'm getting senile. (I'm 52 in human years, if you're counting.)




In The Beginning

I started playing eRep in November of 2010. My first friend was cRoy. Next were Dumb Emma and Jason Welsh (no reference). What an assortment that was! I was like most n00bs, completely lost, but those guys saw me through all the BS eRep had to offer.

cRoy is now called The Libertine (no reference) and if he's still around IDK, we don't stay in touch. I remember best when he and then PotUS Josh Frost (now Battle Kitteh, unsure if Frost still owns this account) did the Revolution/Counter Revolution thing in December of 2010. He then became big in the Libertarian Party.

Oddly enough (correct me if I'm wrong) but I believer the Lib's are now called the RLC party. 😃


Emma loves this pic.

Emma is still around and still a lot of fun, she's currently running the Tecnocrats. We like to kid around a lot and are both well known for being non-conformists. You can blame Emma for my game personality. I saw how much fun she had pissing people off (that needed to be pissed off of course) so I modeled much of my early persona after her. (ty :waves: )

Now Begins The Dirt


I modified Kazeal's forum avatar
after he complained of partying
too much the prior weekend.


Jason Welsh introduced me to the United Independents Party. Also know as the "Gay Party" because Pheno and Kaz were openly homosexual. I did stuff there like publish the UIP Bulletin after Stiltner left, vPP and PP for 2 terms. Jason Welsh and I turned the lights off and closed the party together.

So if you hear someone say "He was in the gay party" it is true!

I also represented UIP in Congress twice and was Congressional Whip three times. Took a leave of absence to go to Bolivia and another leave of absence to be an Emissary to the SFP. More on this later.




Three Persons Of Note

For my special friends. 😉

My first boss and chief Econ mentor, Shaun Carter is still with me as a member of my MU. I had an interview with him back when the Econ Mod was fun. Then the ERX crashed and AidenAstrup disappeared with all our gold. I lost over 40 gold! I should also mention that PIZ was very helpful. Shaun and I still bounce ideas of each other, although there's not much to work with nowadays.

My longest lasting employee is TumArda22ed. I was his first boss. Out of 100's of employees, he has stuck with me through thick and thin. In real life, he lives in Turkey but plays as an American. He was never any part of INCi, nor did he want to be. He picked the USA because he thought it would be fun. Sometimes the language thing is tricky buy we talk regularly. He is still a faithful worker in my commune.

Now I'd like to mention possibly the most thought provoking man on eRep, Phoenix Quinn. Long time supporter and member of the Socialist Freedom Party, now a member of the Technocrats. Phoenix is quite literary and knowledgeable. He was the inspiration for my move to SFP as Emissary for the UIP. I forget if it was for 1 or 2 months that I helped rekindle their publishing and did some Gimping for them. It was fun being a wild Socialist for a while. At least I graduated with a doctorate from the PQ Free University, with a chair in Pickles!




To Finish Up With My Past

I decided to go to Bolivia with a friend named Lefty from Mulberry St, (R.I.P). We went there to PTO the PTO'er from Argentina and Brazil. The problem was that the US had recently allied with Argentina and Brazil. But injustice is injustice so on I fought. If you want to see what kind of traitor I am read this short article and the few comments.

Then there was the time I was elected to the 40th Congress and we walked into a shitfest with Reala walking out and telling us to stuff the government funding of the eUS Military. So I did what every good n00b Senator would do, I listened to my elders and we voted to kick the old military out and the new USAF was put into place. I spent the rest of that term trying to sort the mess out and negotiate a compromise. I met several wonderful JCS people during that time. They were very suspicious of me but slowly warmed up. The reigning powers wanted no negotiations and for that I regret my vote to kick JCS out to this day.

My next term was another dandy. The 44th Congress were the ones to deal with the "INCi Invasion". I again erred on the side of caution and listened to the elders of Congress. The INCi must be a PTO threat, look how they poured into the country. No matter that Glove invited them in, right? So I write an open letter to depici (I know that the same person doesn't currently control this account), a leader of the INCi. I'm shocked by the reply. We become friends. I become an advocate for the horrible INCi.

I also served as Congress Whip thrice. I won't bother with details, but SoH Cromstar and I were going to get the bums... err... I mean Senators to become active and do their jobs. This backfired as party presidents revolted and the body of Congress attempted to hang Crommy by the neck until dead. I believe that was my last try at Congress.




That's It For This Episode


Recycled from the depici article.

Tune in next time to see what I've been up to lately. Be sure to bring rotten tomatoes to throw. Don't be fooled, once I get through laying myself bare (EEEEK! I did it again.) I plan on writing an article that will curl your hair!