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Pakistanians, our time has finally come. It's time to organize an army. I, Dio, will personally lead you in my mortal form.
I will gather 300 of Pakistans fine warriors to serve as my personal guard. If you want to sign up, post a reply here, offering yourself to me. If you just want to comment, post in the press release instead
* Total devotion
* A strength level of 4 or more
* Subscribtion to this newspaper
So, Pakis, answer me once again: What is your profession?