Thank You RGR

Day 1,874, 13:17 Published in USA USA by Sir Gulden Draak

While our new CP, fingerguns is busy celebrating her victory and working on getting the ball rolling with her administration, I just wanted to take a moment to recognize the real ATO hero of yesterdays election . That hero is our very own Ronald Gipper Reagan, more commonly known as RGR.

As you may already know, this nation is under the threat of a PTO by members
of the American Freedom Alliance (AFA) and other parties. We have been fighting vigorously with these individuals in an attempt to stave off the PTO. RGR has played a large role in helping with the ATO efforts, and I feel his sacrifice to this nation should be recognized. You see, on the 15th of last month, RGR was able to successfully win the party president election in the AFA putting him in control of who the AFA’s CP candidate would be. The AFA is the largest party in America, and thus their nomination carries a lot of weight.

RGR could have chosen any citizen to represent the AFA as their CP candidate, yet he chose himself. RGR knew that he would lose this election having already lost 11 CP elections in this nation before. He knew that if he nominated himself, it would secure victory for the unity candidate. In order for us not to be PTO’d, RGR had to sacrifice himself for the good of the country and lose yet another election. Had RGR chosen anyone else, it is very possible that we would have been PTO’d yesterday since many are upset with the current unity process. RGR, being the true patriot that he is, could not let a PTO happen under his watch.



American Hero

I want to commend RGR for his service to this great nation. I wish him the best of luck on the 15th and I hope that he is able to successfully win the AFA again. I am supremely confident that as long as he can remain in control of the AFA that he will drive the party into the ground. We can all rest easy when he is in charge. He will continue to nominate himself, securing the unity candidate victory until the last PTOer has left the nation. Thank you RGR, your service does not go unnoticed.

Stay thirsty my friends,

Sir Gulden Draak