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Tattoos, Tanks and the Government Cheese:

Day 2,472, 18:24 Published in USA USA by Jimmy Cincinnati

I'm in need of Comments, publicity and pixelated prizes. So, I posted a lot of tattoos, to inspire, and or offend:

Thanks for you time.

(Tanks for Tots: )

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#1. You must be level 34 or under.

#2. Your top damage, in a campaign, must be for the eU.S.

#3. Introduce yourself in the comments box. If you qualify, tanks will arrive shortly.

(Government Cheese: )

Here is what you will need to qualify for 500 health units; (Food quality may vary.)

#1.You need to be level 34 or under.

#2. You must be an eU.S. citizen.

#3. Introduce yourself, in the comments box. If you qualify, the food will arrive shortly.

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Whiskey Jack
Whiskey Jack Day 2,472, 18:35

Wow, some of those are awful.

Jimmy Cincinnati
Jimmy Cincinnati Day 2,472, 19:02

Some of them were included, on that merit

New Faustian Man
New Faustian Man Day 2,472, 18:53

'Mr Cool ICE'....what was he thinking?

Also that last one, at first I thought it was an elf from Lord of the Rings, then I read the tagline 'He touched so many..' and realised it was Michael Jackson. Just a shame there wasn't enough room to finish that sentence. Tho would 'kids' have really taken up that much space..?

Jimmy Cincinnati
Jimmy Cincinnati Day 2,473, 03:22

Being a writer doesn't pay very well. Thanks for the help.

PilotPhil Day 2,472, 19:26

Lol comment! No tanks or food pls...

Wild Owl
Wild Owl Day 2,472, 20:36


Jimmy Cincinnati
Jimmy Cincinnati Day 2,473, 02:58

thank you

Waysted Day 2,472, 21:27


Josh Whitehead
Josh Whitehead Day 2,472, 22:33


pun1sher Day 2,472, 22:43


Traxanu Day 2,472, 23:53


Ortoprax Day 2,473, 00:10


Jimmy Cincinnati
Jimmy Cincinnati Day 2,473, 03:00

Thank you

SenoritaLaura Day 2,473, 00:43

They probably like their tattoos, but I don't.

Jimmy Cincinnati
Jimmy Cincinnati Day 2,473, 02:56

I have one tattoo. I wouldn't consider another, But I would add more detail to the one that I have.

biotoxin Day 2,473, 08:02

a couple of these were surprisingly funny

Jimmy Cincinnati
Jimmy Cincinnati Day 2,473, 13:52


ASecretSource Day 2,473, 09:55

Mr. Cool Ice


Captain Recks
Captain Recks Day 2,473, 10:43

1980 characters left

Waruda Day 2,473, 15:23


RaccoonGoon Day 2,473, 15:32

Yeah, I'm not even sure what a proper response to this is, so you get this.

Satya Yuga
Satya Yuga Day 2,473, 23:04


Cody Caine
Cody Caine Day 2,473, 23:08


FightAndProduce Day 2,473, 23:10

25 :3.

Hob Dobson
Hob Dobson Day 2,473, 23:10

I'm sure I've seen the monkey tat before. It's kind of memorable.

Jimmy Cincinnati
Jimmy Cincinnati Day 2,474, 16:54

They were all new, to me.

rainy sunday
rainy sunday Day 2,473, 23:13

is that a lightening bolt with the ice cream cone?

Jimmy Cincinnati
Jimmy Cincinnati Day 2,474, 16:59

I think it is

Spanferkel Day 2,474, 05:34


The Mike
The Mike Day 2,474, 13:50


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