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Tales of Regiment 3 - Episode I

Day 2,381, 00:40 • Published in South Africa

• by Marmaduke IV

It was a cold summers day in the border town of Pwon Twang Pi. The soldiers lined up for their easy-baked meals. “Cworn on the cawb again?” Said Captain Kaptein Balsak “It comes awt the same is gaws in.”

“SHUT YOUR FACE, PIEHOLE” Said the grumpy old man behind the food counter “I JERKED THIS CORN MYSELF” He shouted in high-pitched squeal not fitting of his title: Colonel Rexdeus.

And shut his face he did. Within minutes, the corn hole was prepped and primed for maximum release. The bearings greased and the bearings fluffed.
Balsak stood up slowly as to not upset his bowels any further and walked towards his door until a voice came from behind him: “That’ll be tree-fiddy”
Kaptein Balsak turned around. It was the Loch Ness Monster.