Surviving Guide

Day 1,895, 07:15 • Published in Romania Romania • by Real Vasi
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Esti un incepator care intampina greutati in a tine pasul cu ceilalti?!
Are you a nOOb having a hard time keeping up with others?!
Esti un Dinozaur fara noroc in joc?!
Are you a Dino with no luck in game?!
Ti-ai dat seama ca e_viata e dura si nu stii ce sa faci?!
You realised that e_life is tough and don't know what to do?!
Iata solutia:
Here is the solution:
11 Lucruri de care ai nevoie pentru a supravietui si avansa in eRepublik
11 Things you need to survive and advance in eRepublik
1. Magnificator pentru bOOb's. (bOOb Magnifier)
2. Indicator "Interzis Bulshit-ului". (No Bullshit sign)
3. Detector de Bullshit (in cazul in care indicatorul "Interzis Bullshit-ului" nu functioneaza). (Bullshit Detector (in case No Bullshit Sign fails))
4. Bune cunostinte in geometrie. (Good Geometry Knowledge)
5. Aptitudini in disimulare. (Dissimulation skills)
6. Scaun vesel. (Happy Chair)
7. Gaina fara cap care face oua de aur. (Headless Chicken with Golden Eggs)
8. Rabdare si auto control. (Pacience and Self Control)
9. Bune aptitudini de luptator. (Good Fighting Skills)
10. Damage mare. (Big damage)
11. Muschi mari. (Big Muscles)



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