Sunshine On A Rainy Day

Day 2,820, 09:18 • Published in USA Peru • by Jude Connors
Greetings and Salutations, My Fellow Americans and Gen. Ajay "Gipper" Hut:

Everybody needs a little help sometimes. Whether in Real Life or the New World, this is without a doubt a fact. Here's another fact: throughout its existence, the Socialist Freedom Party has had a history of lending a helping hand to those in need. With that in mind, SFP has decided to open the SFP Rainy Day Tanks and Food program to ALL eAmericans, offering help to all citizens of the eUSA community, regardless of level and party affiliation.

That sounds Awesome, What is RDTAF?!?!
RDTAF is the SFP Rainy Day Tanks and Food program, lovingly called Red-Taf by members of our glorious party since Ghost of Tom Joad opened the program as a recruiting tool wayyyyy back in the day. It is one of our oldest assistance programs and has helped countless numbers of SFP brethren. For ages, it has been a Member-Only program that provided food and weapons to our low-level comrades, but has recently been given an overhaul and is now opened to all eAmericans.

So This is Just for Low Level SFP Players, Right?
You're not listening, Friend. This deal is open to ALL eAmericans, INCLUDING YOU. There are no party restrictions. You can be in SFP or Old F-cks or AMP or no party at all... WHATEVER! And you can be a day-old noob at Level 20 or a hardened God of War, it doesn't matter to us... Come get your Food and Tanks AT ANY LEVEL!!!


Yeah, I Bet This Requires Me to Visit Your Forum.
How much do you want to bet because I can always use some extra ¢¢. We used to have a program open to the public that did that did require a visit to our forums, but we essentially merged that program into this program when we opened RDTAF to players that not in our glorious party for whatever reason. I mean, you can still come hang out with the kewlest bunch of people in this game at the SFP Forums , but that has nothing to do with your participation in the SFP Rainy Day Tanks and Food program.

What Are the Rules of The Program
I'm glad you asked that question. The short answer is DON'T BE A DOUCHE, but the actual program rules are simple. Here they are:

1. You can only request assistance once per day.
2. Be patient, you'll get your booty as soon as possible.
3. Don't spam the form.
4. Remember that this is a service provided by SFP because we are cool as ice.
5. We can stop RDTAF service to you at anytime.



Alright, I'm sold. Where do I sign-up?
Simply click the picture above to head over to the RDTAF Request Form. To remember easily in the future, we have made the link a TinyURL: tinyurl.com/RDTAF. I have just given you three links to use to request supplies, so if you still can't get there... maybe it is time to think about getting off of the internet.

How can I help?
If you really want to help, you can send food and/or weapons to me, which will in turn be used for the program. In addition, I am looking for SEVEN people to work in my factories at minimum wage. If you are interested in working for the program's factories, drop me a message.

Anyway, we hope to see you there!
Pro Bonus Todus:For the Good of All

Chairman of the Revolutionary Committee
President of the Socialist Freedom Party

Whether you are a new player looking for a place to call home or a seasoned veteran looking for more fun and opportunity, the SFP is the place for you. Come visit our forum and see for yourself that SFP is the party of Activity and Opportunity! Be a part of the Revolution that makes eUSA Better! Be somebody! BE SFP!

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