Stories of a -Two Clicker-I Want to be Well

Day 2,578, 11:23 • Published in USA USA • by Bucephalus92

Ages ago I wrote a short piece about a Two-Clicker and his entrance into this game in October of 09. I never continued it largely because I'm a lazy person and it seemed pointless in a game that is dying, however I've had a change of heart and wish to see where this series takes me. Maybe I'll only end up writing this one, maybe I'll write ten. Who knows? If you decide to read this article even after my mostly 😁incoherent rambling😁 then I recommend you read the first one...first.


I spawned in this game October 14th 2009, I was a two clicker.


The days after Raiden faded out were some of the hardest I face in this game. Up until then he was the only friend I had in what appeared to be nothing more than a hard and unforgiving land. However days soon turned to weeks as I continued to journey the wasteland hopelessly searching for something...anything other than the barren wasteland I had found myself in since spawning in this world. I was starting to think picking New Hampshire as my starting place had been a mistake.




Whether you want to say it was because of perseverance, determination, dedication, or as I think more fitting stubbornness and foolhardiness I kept walking the Wasteland. Occasionally I stumbled across other people foolish enough the wander the wastes however they never said much. One guy though, he at least mumbled a lot. I couldn't make out much of it, but I know Hungarians and peace seemed to be a theme with him. In the end he walked one way, still mumbling to himself, and I walked another. In those days I walked aimlessly, no direction seemed to offer any salvation from the unending emptiness around me. I knew I was close to fading out, even my stubbornness had its limits.




Suddenly I heard the sound of helicopters approaching from the South. As they came closer I saw one of the craziest things I have ever seen even to this day. The man from Monopoly leaning out of a blackhawk speaking into a speaker system.




Ligtreb "All United States citizens should move to Fortress Florida immediately. Once there you can use the hospital to refill your wellness and aid in the upcoming battle with the Huns. All United States citizens should move to Fortress Florida immediately. Once the...".




So began my long trek South. I didn't know what awaited me in Florida or if this fortress would be any different than the one in New Jersey but I did know one thing, I want to be well.