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Still Alive [Proteus Bump Within]

Day 1,860, 08:11 Published in USA USA by Paul Proteus

So apparently the Mayans are full of crap, and just after I built my super sweet Bunker.../me shakes fist at ancient civilizations

Aptly chosen Mood Musik

So, it's Paul here, it's been a while, but believe me I am still alive 😉 just wishing everyone a happy Christmas/various other winter themed holidays. Make sure to remember eRep>RL when all of your familial units are attempting to engage you in their merriment and cause you to neglect your mandatory participation in text based online games of dubious quality ^^.

The Candy Cane of Evil's Bane

Anyway I was lurking around IRC and browsing through my subs, as I tend to do, when I noticed something astonishing that compelled me to write this article. Something mind blowing, something that at this point I have hyped up far too much:

Ligtreb's back! which is cool, but wait that's not why I wrote this article...
Hmmm, oh yes, while I was making my doomsday preparations (Yes I know, it was most disappointing),

I noticed a certain article from a certain Fed.

Upon reading this candidature for POTUS, I promptly thought to myself:
"How foolish, in a matter of days, hours even, we shall all be decomposing corpses contributing to the mood in the coming apocolypse", but now it appears it was rather I who was foolish, and upon closer examination all I can say is, it's about time the eUS got fingerbanged.

Yeah...that >_>

Seriously though, our country has been under siege for months now, and knowing Fingerguns, she will work tirelessly to help get us out. That's who she is, that's what she's done for the Feds time and time again, that's what she did for eNPR and that's what she can do for the eUS. I've heard people call her an elitist, well yeah, maybe she is, but she's our elitist and all I can say is the eUS needs someone like her as President now more than ever.

I've seen a few other names floated as running, like Candor or John Jay, and I'm sure they would perform well if given the chance, but from working with FG in the past I can safely say Fingerguns won't just be an awesome President, she's the POTUS that the eUS needs (Insert Batman jokes here) The intensity, and fun she'll bring to the Whitehouse is what we need to revitalize the eUS and kick he who clearly isn't loved by anyone and really needs to get a life out of our dear country.

So The Proteus Bump goes to Fingerguns for POTUS

Pew Pew Pew

Also vote Feds and shizz, not much more to say on that, as always we're fielding some great candidates. Good luck to all my peeps in Congressional elections regardless of party, Merry Christmas, Happy belated Chanukah, have an uproarious Kwanzaa, a glorious Chinese New Year, an obscure Hogmanay, a happy New Year in the sense that is implied and a Festivus for the Rest of us;

Proteus Out~

Your moment of zen

Until Next Time,

Stay Sexy


Tiacha Day 1,860, 08:19


Jetsmets Day 1,860, 08:33

PP was best PP

ligtreb Day 1,860, 10:53

I'm still alive.

Jefferson Locke
Jefferson Locke Day 1,860, 13:24

PP forever!

Love it sir!

Duncan Crowe
Duncan Crowe Day 1,860, 16:30

fingerguns is def. the hero that the eUSA deserves!!!!!!!!!


voted with a sledgehammer.

Myung Kei
Myung Kei Day 1,860, 22:19

Still hanging around, commenting on Paul's random articles.

bigcdizzle Day 1,861, 00:23

I love Paul. Good article man, voted.


Chedomir|_I Day 1,861, 01:04

go go voters club

One Sky
One Sky Day 1,861, 05:05

P/H Paul ! Great article

Deepchill Day 1,861, 08:12


Thedillpickl Day 1,861, 08:28

Day 1,860, 10:53
"I'm still alive."


loftedraptor Day 1,861, 09:13

Have a Happy Whatever You Do!

Best wishes,


I.M.J Day 1,861, 10:27

MErry christmas

fingerguns Day 1,861, 11:36

lol thanks for this Paul!

Merry Christmas

Jelly9473 Day 1,861, 12:53

Thedillpickl Day 1,861, 13:30


Jamarcus Day 1,861, 14:27


Black Baroness
Black Baroness Day 1,861, 17:02


Orpheus De Trouvere
Orpheus De Trouvere Day 1,861, 21:31

Voted...with both hands.

Legolas555 Day 1,862, 23:50


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