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State Secrit

Day 2,086, 18:45 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by Gerald Smyth

There is a sstate secrit and it is dat Sweet our CP/dicatator tot is actulaly a chocolate rainbow unicornn and has been funelling loads of $$$ to fund his gay porn addictin.

I fond this out cuz i red somethin on the internet or somethin.

So dont trust nobody and be free from tearny of our evil CP

Don't listen to the mainstream liberal media 2 cuzz they will lie.

Jahnn Gurmelys' daiely exkellent jurkk is actually Jewish hogwahs. Cuz the Jews contorl the media. All fo ti. every singgle wun.

And SDont' listrn to any of hte murora politicla parties expetdc form mine cusx ira amd obsvuoisuly fwrite. durhhh

to sumamrsi,e i anm awtgitr ur raJAG WWONRG AND FORVER AND aforver afi snljsfjk dviajkl zfjdkj;vlkhqg iuwghkwgrqh qwghj;l qwg

Sincurly,

Jihad-reld Semethyth

Comments

Gerald Smyth Day 2,086, 18:47

for thre rcdecor this artiflee waws mure bout tyle neot substanec

Bhane Day 2,086, 19:08

The lightsaber factory is nearly ready.

The Irish William Wallace Day 2,087, 13:14

We could have had a Death Staaar

Releasethe Krakken Day 2,087, 02:08

you must control the bad spelling. spelling one word continuously wrong is funny imo spelling them all wrong is hard to read. i know by the way how to spells secrets 😃 but deliberately spelled it wrong as a joke which i guess you caught?

Releasethe Krakken Day 2,087, 02:11

also it was not a kitten i saw it once in a movie think a rat or something,

Ian E CoIeman Day 2,087, 11:46

I think you were talking about Schrodingers cat...

Releasethe Krakken Day 2,087, 11:48

it was in a movie anyway doesn't make a difference

Ian E CoIeman Day 2,087, 11:57

The movie was probably making reference to Schrodingers cat then. It's a thought experiment related to quantum physics that has to do with dead cats or something. Tbh I don't understand it but you can read about it here:

http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question99968.html

Anthony Colby Day 2,087, 16:53

In quantum mechanics matter can be in multiple states at the same time. When you quantify it by measuring it you change it's state. So the cat in the box that no one can see can't be quantified until the box is opened ( measured) so until that time the cat could be both alive and dead.

mirek12345 Day 2,087, 05:22

gorald,y u do dis ?

The Irish William Wallace Day 2,087, 13:14

LOL infowars.

T.E. Lwrence Day 2,087, 14:42

I bet the jews did this! XD

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