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by Frodo Tea Baggins
I talked to Trekker today. PoTUS elite all that jazz. I think we are in trouble. Is this the best the feds have to offer because it sucks.
Unfortunatly I'm not comparing him to a no nuts squirrel, this squirrel has nuts. It's a tough act to follow.
and most wickedly i did as i sailed
Kaptain Kidd
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This is much better than not knowing where your nuts are.
Call girl tells a drunk guy that's been flirting with her and buying drinks, "Show me your nuts!". So he ripps his shirt off, jumps up on the bar and shaking violently goes "OOOGAHH BOOOGAHH BAPPITTY BOOP!" Then jumps off and grabs the bouncer coming at him by the shoulders and gives him a wet kiss right on the lips.
Man that guy was nuts!
Bahahaha. You actually wrote it. 😃
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Squirrellicous
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