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Spring Break Endorse

Day 4,907, 07:03 • Published in Serbia Serbia

• by MiloBg88

How do trees feel in the Spring?
Relieved.

How can you tell the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
By their seasoning.

My winter fat is finally gone!
Now I’ve got spring rolls.

Where do flowers go when they get pollinated too early in the spring?
Plant parenthood

What is a pole vaulter's favourite drink?
Spring water.

A teacher told her first grade class, "A single dolphin can have two hundred off-spring!"
A little girl gasped, "How about the married ones?"

My wife turns on the alarm even when we are all home enjoying a quiet spring evening.
I think she is unnecessarily alarmist.

Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug?
She's having a baby in the spring.

If Boeing was a Spring manufacturing company,
They would name their springs “*Boing* 747”.