Space Oddity

Day 3,378, 09:35 • Published in Czech Republic Czech Republic • by El Fap Padre
Ground Control to Major Fap
Ground Control to Major Fap
Take your protein pills
and put your helmet on!

Ground Control to Major Fap
Commencing countdown,
engines on!
Check ignition
and may God's love be with you!



This is Ground Control
to Major Fap
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule
if you dare!

This is Major Fap to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating
in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today



For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past
one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much
she knows

Ground Control to Major Fap
Your circuit's dead,
there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Fap?

Can you....