SoYC-3 --- BRAZIL AND OTHER ADVENTURES

Day 4,650, 13:53 • Published in Croatia United Arab Emirates • by Inyouranger Donotsin

If we shouldn`t eat at night,
why is there a light in the fridge?


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SoYC-3-1 --- WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE

Some Croatian pioneers have complained about too many mosquitos and crocodiles in newly settled areas in north Brazil. Horrifying screams of innocent victims could be heard every night during mosquito mating season. Two battalions were eaten by crocodiles in a single incident near one polling location during the last election.

The Government took notice and organized a Task Force to propose a viable solution.

Task Force decided that resistance to the mosquitos is futile, as these beasts are truly invincible. Croatia will temporarily abandon the northern Brazil region during every mosquito mating season. Citizens will be informed on this tactical move trough their Military Units channels.

Crocodiles, on the other hand, are to be domesticated and turned to livestock. Crocodile skin is listed as strategic war material. Croatian communist government will develop a new fashion industry in Brazil. Many ugly shoes will be produced and offered in different Asteria markets.


- Crocs

The cunning plan is to degrade the sexual market value of the general population in selected Rogue States and suppress their reproduction rate.

Despite all said difficulties, the majestic wilderness of Latin America became a zone of strategic Croatian interest, with many natural resources and loyal friends.


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SoYC-3-2 --- NEW AND ROOKIE LEADERS

The latest celebration of the Democracy in the e-World was held in a peaceful manner. All countries picked their new presidents for the following month.

The elected president of eCroatia is Mr. Samo Hajduk 101.

https://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5563671

This was a landslide victory for respected warrior and member of right-wing ZNG party which took 20% in the last Parliamentary elections. President Hajduk`s fantastic election result is seen as an expression of national unity. This is Mr. Samo`s eight presidency mandate. In his victory speech, the new President promised to work hard and deliver on his political program called „Pratite me ljudi mili“.


- Some decorations of new Croatian president. Not many Championship titles, though

In the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave new President is a three-months young rookie Mr. Krapis who compensates his inexperience with great enthusiasm. More established and veteran USA diplomats endorsed the new candidate and promised all their support for the following month. Everything seems possible in Erepublik.

In neighboring superpower eSerbia, criminal elements tried to take control of the Presidential palace. Huge voters turnout crushed their ambitions, and humiliated criminal gang retreated to its core business of reselling dead flies.


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SoYC-3-3 --- DNEVNIK RADA

Bez obzira čime se namjeravali baviti u Erepubliku (industrijalac, farmer, tenkist, političar, pilot, novinar, radnik, jebač, diler, lopov, trol, ?) vjerojatno je kako ćete biti bar dvoje: radnik i vojnik. Biti radnik je trivijalno lako, doslovno jedan klik jednom dnevno i dobiješ solidnu lovu. O radništvu i firmama ću pisati u nekom drugom broju.

Posao vojnika je značajno teži. Za optimalni učinak treba pucati u pravo vrijeme na pravom mjestu. I praznikom i noću i kad nemaš volje. Potrebno je veliko zalaganje. Rijetko tko je vrhunski vojnik.

Ali svi smo vojnici, jer Erepublik se uglavnom vrti oko ratovanja. U svakom trenutku na svijetu se vode desetine ratova. Velik udjel klikova napravimo baš na bojištu. Sve je to investicija vlastite energije i vremena. Kad u nešto uložiš trud onda ti je do toga stalo. Ako već nije, bit će vam bitno da li ste dobili neku bitku ili medalju.

Bitno je i vašim protivnicima.

Osobno sam imao priliku razmijeniti par poruka s vrhunskim vojnikom suparničke države. Sreli smo se na bojištu. Nije to bila viteška bitka s moje strane. Išao sam u osvetu zbog „ukradene“ medalje, ako takvo što uopće i postoji. I onda shvatiš da s druge strane imaš čovjeka koji je na pošten način zaradio više od 20 tisuća Battle Hero medalja. Shvatiš da ga cijeniš. Ni jedna loša riječ nije izrečena u našem kratkom razgovoru. Nakon svega smo smo si „poželeli zdravlja i sreće“ a meni je ostalo razmisliti što zapravo ovdje znače osveta, poraz ili uspjeh.

Osobno, e-vojska me ovdje ne zanima puno. Trenutno, dok je ova ljetna akcija u tijeku (vidi SoYC 2-1), izigravam bjelosvjetskog plaćenika i ratujem za svaku nedođiju koja plati – ali već vidim da nikada neću biti vrhunski vojnik.

U brlogu svojih Letećih zečeva čuo sam definiciju Erepublika: društvena mreža s elementima igre. Vrlo prikladno! Samo budućnost zna kako će se u igri snaći Zec koji iz dna duše prezire ideju, ideologiju i stanje dominantnih društvenih mreža RL svijeta. Zasad je super.

Za svakoga ima mjesta u e-Svijetu, svi su dobrodošli i potrebni. Bitno je biti živ i zajebavati se. Nikad ne izgubite iz vida kako igrate igru.


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SoYC-3-4 --- RABBITS GROW PROJECT

Excellent news broke out around the eGlobe recently as people and animals rejoiced in violent celebrations. New promising initiative for growth and development was launched, with an aim to improve the general wellbeing of the Universe.

Please read more details in this excellent article from our analytical mastermind and good vibe powerhouse Ms. Rabbit:

https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-project-rabbits-grow-project-introduction-week-1-antimon-101-shortview-2722180/1/20

The basic rhythm of this new initiative is one week. So stay in touch with this program and Ms. Rabbit`s newspaper at least on this frequency.

All citizens, especially young and hungry ones, are highly recommended to join us! Profit, fun, progress and love are all promised and delivered daily.
This is a great opportunity. Grabbit!


Thank you for reading,
Good luck, have fun