Sir, there's an unidentified craft...

Day 696, 14:36 • Published in USA USA • by Rozzlyn Cartier

Well, we have pulled into orbit around eEarth, and have opened all hailing frequencies, trying to reach the people of eUSA. There's a ton of people down there, all madly tuning their radios, checking their email, and getting strange messages through their cable. Is it a virus? Is everyone getting hacked?

Of course not, it's just me, living the dream, and sending out to contact new life, and new civilizations.... is there anyone down there?

Note: Frequencies work both ways... I want to hear from YOU.