Sheep ATTTTACK!!!!!

Day 2,076, 11:01 • Published in USA Canada • by samdoo

There is a U😃R again some people are fearful of male flesh.

In case some of you havn`t heard I`ve become a member of the NSC and the bulk of what I`m doing is updating the DoD.( a re-vamp is underway and any suggestions would be great) And needless to say I get the joy of updating the DoD 3 times a day.(each time you make an article those votes only last for 2 days). I really don’t care about the votes.

I care about the peopling reading the article I update 3 times a day. The only issue is they don’t tell if they agree with the orders. Or if the orders make sense or even if they are being read. I have been commenting to people that actually do say something such as a question or such. The only way I can hear from you in-game is either through a comment or an in-game message, I`m not a mind reader.


But are you a sheep?

The best analogy I can come up with how I feel is like a shepherd with a bunch of sheep. Reason I say this is because. What does a sheep always want, more grass to graze on and the only way to get that is to gain more grass(regions) or find somewhere else for them to feed(MPP battles). A sheep will walk away from you and just go eat grass wherever it wants to sometimes (that random RW that just opened up). Other times you shave the sheep and end up with a bunch of wool and are having great success. (Current success against Serbia), sometimes the sheep just disappear (the sneaky elves that steal your DoD comments). Sometimes sheep just sit there and Ba once and then get hit by a shoe (when you were on IRC once last week)


He threw the shoe… I swear I didn’t see him coming.

Now before you go running off…(theres a pun there). This article isn`t only talking about you and your sheepish behavior, there are some positives. With recent DoD articles I`ve been writing I`ve been putting in the prios a direct link to at least one ally supply channel since our allies have been having supplies ON recently. The issue here is to get the supplies you need to go on IRC and if you’re going on IRC you should have a registered nickname. Well I can help you get used to coming onto IRC to click #DoI-IRC it is a channel made by interior to help anyone with getting used to IRC as well there players under 29 get supplies there as well.


I like his sweat pants he got them from IRC *winks*

I can`t change all of the sheep in the game. And sheep will always exist in the game. But the thing that really make a sheep a sheep is the fact they just sit there and BAAA all day. I mean why not have a sheep that woofs or something? (that’s a gay joke). So sheep it is important to BAA (think of it as voting) but everyone so often you should stand out and woof (ya know a comment). The key here is let me know you exist and don’t get hit by a shoe.

U😃R: A sheep is a player that, logins in works trains and then grazes the battle field. There will always be sheep in the game but you get more from the game when you are a sheep that Woofs.

If this article truly reached your inner sheep and you find the need to share it with the rest of the flock,

Feel free to shout
BAHH BAAAHHH BBAHHH WOOF
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