[FED Media] Searching for Love

Day 3,265, 20:21 • Published in USA USA • by Ike3494
The Wheel has spoken, and I am on my quest for love in eRepublik.

About me: I don't like sarcasm. If you don't respond to my message within 2 hours, I will likely show up in your front yard drunk at 2:00 a.m. yelling obscenities and throwing a tire through your window. I hate coffee and think art is pointless. I don't like motorcycles, air conditioning, turkey or cinnamon candles. I have a golden retriever (pictured below) whom I will always love more than you and his needs will be more important than yours. If you have blonde or red hair, don't bother messaging me.

Here are some of my favorites, hit me up if you want to take this to the next level!

Favorite Color: Brown
Favorite Movie: Hot Tub Time Machine 2
Favorite Artist: Mariah Carey
Favorite eUSA State: South Dakota
Favorite Drug: Cocaine
Favorite Scent: Wet dog